Tricks, for instance, I never expect from him—it would be futile.
He is no savant, no market-place miracle-monger, no poodle-like
valet—no professor—but a hunter-lad, full of go and vitality. I
have already emphasised the fact that he is a splendid vaulter. If
it be necessary, he will balk at no obstacle—if it be too high, he
will simply take a running jump and climb over it, letting himself
drop down on the other side—but take it he will. But the obstacle
must be a _real_ obstacle, that is, not one under which one may
run or crawl; for then Bashan would consider it sheer insanity to
jump over it. Such obstacles present themselves in the shape of a
wall, a ditch, a barred gate, a fence without a hole. A horizontal
bar, a stick held out, is no obstacle, and so, of course, one
cannot well jump over it without bringing oneself into a silly
contrariness to things as well as to one’s reason. Bashan refuses
to do this. He refuses. Should you attempt to persuade him to jump
over some sham obstacle, you would finally in your wrath be forced
to take him by the scruff of the neck and to hurl him over it,
barking and yapping. He will hereupon assume a mien as though he
had magnanimously permitted you to attain your wishes and will
celebrate the result by caperings and rapturous barks. You may
flatter him, beat him, but here you will encounter a resistance of
sheer reason against the trick pure and simple which you will never
be able to overcome.
He is not unobliging, gratifying his master means a great deal to
him—he will vault over a hedge at my wish or command, and not only
from his own impulses, and gladly will he reap his meed of praise
and thanks for this. But even though you should beat him half to
death, he will not jump over a pole or a stick, but run under it.
He will beg a hundred times for forgiveness, for consideration,
for mercy, for he fears pain, fears it, to the point of utter
pusillanimity. But no fear and no pain can force him to do something
which from a physical point of view would be mere child’s play for
him, but for which all mental capacities are obviously lacking in
him. To demand this act of him is not to confront him with the
question as to whether he should or should not jump—this question
is already settled for him in advance, and the command simply means
a clubbing. To demand the incomprehensible and therefore the
impossible from him is, in his eyes, merely a pretext for a quarrel,
for a disturbance of friendship and a chance to inflict a whipping,
and is in itself the very inauguration of these things. This is
Bashan’s conception of things, as far as I can see, and I doubt
whether one can speak of mere ordinary stubbornness in this
connection. Obduracy may finally be broken, yes, it even demands
to be broken, but Bashan would seal his refusal to perform a trick
or feat with his very life.
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