Short stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"Cursed if I know," was the reply. "I've lost count."
Sam sat gloomily looking into the fire. In his brain was a vision of
the great thoroughfare, lined with naphtha flares, thronged with people
who clustered about the stalls, here and there the blaze of lights upon
the white-and-gold façade of a picture-palace, the yellowish radiance
of a public-house. He visualised it now, distant from it, as the
rustic looks back to his village, sentimentally. There the incidents,
commonplace enough, sordid even, which had made his life something
individual to himself, had linked themselves one by one.
"Bill," he said huskily, "if I saw those blank foreigners marchin' up
the Ole Kent Road, I'd go for 'em--if there wasn't a man to 'elp me."
"'Ear, 'ear!" said Bill. "So would I."
"I've got a bit o' skirt meself wot lives just off the Ole Kent Road,"
said the third man in a tone of reminiscence. "Let's 'ave some more
beer. I say," he remarked suddenly, having refilled his mug, "if the
army comes back it'll be a fair cop for us, won't it?"
"I ain't goin' back," said Sam sturdily, still gazing into the fire.
"I'm fed up--and w'en I'm fed up I'm fed up."
Bill had wakened at the suggestion.
"But s'pose they come back, Sam? Wot'll we do?"
The third man interposed.
"'Tain't wot we'll do. It's wot they'll do. They'll shoot us, by
Gawd they will!" Panic came into his sharp little white face. He was
desperately in earnest. "They'll shoot every man of us!"
"_They_ won't come back," said Sam.
"Ho! Won't they? And 'aven't they countermarched before? W'y--I 'eard
an officer say only this afternoon that they'd be 'avin' another go at
'em to-morrow."
"Did yer, really?" asked Bill, now thoroughly frightened.
"'Strue as I stand 'ere!--'We'll march back quick an' catch 'em,' 'e
said," the little man invented rapidly. "An officer in the cavalry, it
was. Staff-officer, shudn't wonder."
"Oh, my Gawd!" cried Bill, his beer-muddled faculties dispersing before
a gale of fear. "'Ere, Sam--I'm orf! Come on! You brought me into this,
yer know--I didn't want to desert. I told yer so, lots o' times--an'
now!--Come on!--I ain't goin' to stop 'ere to get shot!"
"'Arf a mo!" said the little man. "'Tain't no good runnin' orf in that
uniform. Wot we've got to do is to find some togs. Then if they comes
back we're just _h_onest rustics, see?"
Sam stood up. The sudden panic of his companions had communicated
itself to his slower brain. He also trembled at the prospect of
recapture.
"That's the ticket, mate. You've got it. You're a smart little cove.
Wot's yer name?" This, he implied, was condescension.
"Hoswald--Hoswald Smiff--my farver was a toff, a flash cove, 'e was.
Come on, mates--there's sure to be some togs upstairs--shudn't wonder
if they've left some dibs be'ind 'em, too."
"They left the beer, anyway," said Bill. His tone implied that people
who left beer would leave anything.
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