Alchemy -- Fiction; Science fiction; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
About noon I cook some hot dogs and eat them, and drink some pop; the
alembic is boiling slow just like it oughta and making a very unusual
smell. The color is a deep red, with various elements swirling around
in it like tealeaves. I think of taking a swim but decide against it;
I read some science magazines while the elixir of youth is simmering
away, and presently I get sleepy and doze off. Then I wake up again
and refill the gasoline torch, cook some more hot dogs and eat them.
Around that time--it is near sundown--I hear a booming noise. I look
out through the trees, and there is that motor-yacht that belongs to
Mr. Vachti that stopped to ask if I needed rescuin' the day I was
turning mandrake-root to ash. It is a quarter of a mile away, maybe
less; I see Mr. Vachti talking to one of his tough-looking crew, and I
see the Prof sitting in a deck-chair with a sort of thick fog of gloom
around him, and I see old Jode nervous taking a drink from a steward
and putting it hasty to his mouth.
I can't figure it. It ain't the schedule Jode told me. I watch the
yacht, and it curves around the end of the island. Then I don't feel so
good; there is a house on the island, but it is always shut up. I think
it over, uneasy, and make sure my alembic is boiling okay--it is kinda
bluish, now, and the smell is different and still more unusual--so I
sneak careful off through the woods, and presently I get to where I can
see. The yacht has anchored and a boat is pulling ashore. I go back to
my boat and fret awhile; then I hear the yacht heading back toward Las
Lagunas. I feel relieved.
Around eight o'clock that night my flashlight shows me that the stuff
in the alembic has turned green. It stinks something fierce, but this
is the regular change that Hermes Trismigestus says ought to occur,
so I feel pretty good. I drink some more pop and try to read by the
flashlight, but it ain't so easy. So I just lay around. It's hard
work keeping awake with nothing but the sound of the waves and the
night-wind in the trees to listen to; I wish I'd thought to bring along
a portable radio, but I didn't. So I take a swim, cook some more hot
dogs and offer one to the old pooch. He eats it uninterested and lays
down again.
At one o'clock in the middle of the night by my wristwatch, the stuff
in the alembic is pale yellow and there ain't much of it. Maybe half a
cup-full. And it's funny, but with all the junk I put in there what's
left is clear liquid. Exactly like the alchemy book says. I know that
natron--which is a sodium carbonate--hadn't oughta boil away like
that, nor orpiment either. And the mandrake ashes ought to stay as a
sludge. But they ain't. I guess there was some gaseous metal compounds
formed--like uranium hexifluoride--and they boil off. But I can't swear
to that explanation. I do what the alchemists said they did, and I get
what they said they got.
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