Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
“It sounds a queer proceeding to ask for a horse back when you’ve just
sold him,” said Mrs. Mullet, “but something must be done, and done at
once. The man is not used to horses, and I believe I told him it was as
quiet as a lamb. After all, lambs go kicking and twisting about as if
they were demented, don’t they?”
“The lamb has an entirely unmerited character for sedateness,” agreed
Clovis.
Jessie came back from the golf links next day in a state of mingled
elation and concern.
“It’s all right about the proposal,” she announced; “he came out with it
at the sixth hole. I said I must have time to think it over. I accepted
him at the seventh.”
“My dear,” said her mother, “I think a little more maidenly reserve and
hesitation would have been advisable, as you’ve known him so short a
time. You might have waited till the ninth hole.”
“The seventh is a very long hole,” said Jessie; “besides, the tension was
putting us both off our game. By the time we’d got to the ninth hole
we’d settled lots of things. The honeymoon is to be spent in Corsica,
with perhaps a flying visit to Naples if we feel like it, and a week in
London to wind up with. Two of his nieces are to be asked to be
bridesmaids, so with our lot there will be seven, which is rather a lucky
number. You are to wear your pearl grey, with any amount of Honiton lace
jabbed into it. By the way, he’s coming over this evening to ask your
consent to the whole affair. So far all’s well, but about the Brogue
it’s a different matter. I told him the legend about the stable, and how
keen we were about buying the horse back, but he seems equally keen on
keeping it. He said he must have horse exercise now that he’s living in
the country, and he’s going to start riding to-morrow. He’s ridden a few
times in the Row, on an animal that was accustomed to carry octogenarians
and people undergoing rest cures, and that’s about all his experience in
the saddle—oh, and he rode a pony once in Norfolk, when he was fifteen
and the pony twenty-four; and to-morrow he’s going to ride the Brogue! I
shall be a widow before I’m married, and I do so want to see what
Corsica’s like; it looks so silly on the map.”
Clovis was sent for in haste, and the developments of the situation put
before him.
“Nobody can ride that animal with any safety,” said Mrs. Mullet, “except
Toby, and he knows by long experience what it is going to shy at, and
manages to swerve at the same time.”
“I did hint to Mr. Penricarde—to Vincent, I should say—that the Brogue
didn’t like white gates,” said Jessie.
“White gates!” exclaimed Mrs. Mullet; “did you mention what effect a pig
has on him? He’ll have to go past Lockyer’s farm to get to the high
road, and there’s sure to be a pig or two grunting about in the lane.”
“He’s taken rather a dislike to turkeys lately,” said Toby.
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