Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
the possibilities of a British success in international polo contests,
but the more absorbing topic of the problematic Aztec or Nilotic origin
of the Teresa _motiv_.
“Politics and patriotism are so boring and so out of date,” said a
revered lady who had some pretensions to oracular utterance; “we are too
cosmopolitan nowadays to be really moved by them. That is why one
welcomes an intelligible production like ‘Cousin Teresa,’ that has a
genuine message for one. One can’t understand the message all at once,
of course, but one felt from the very first that it was there. I’ve been
to see it eighteen times and I’m going again to-morrow and on Thursday.
One can’t see it often enough.”
* * * * *
“It would be rather a popular move if we gave this Harrowcluff person a
knighthood or something of the sort,” said the Minister reflectively.
“Which Harrowcluff?” asked his secretary.
“Which? There is only one, isn’t there?” said the Minister; “the ‘Cousin
Teresa’ man, of course. I think every one would be pleased if we
knighted him. Yes, you can put him down on the list of certainties—under
the letter L.”
“The letter L,” said the secretary, who was new to his job; “does that
stand for Liberalism or liberality?”
Most of the recipients of Ministerial favour were expected to qualify in
both of those subjects.
“Literature,” explained the Minister.
And thus, after a fashion, Colonel Harrowcluff’s expectation of seeing
his son’s name in the list of Honours was gratified.
THE YARKAND MANNER
Sir Lulworth Quayne was making a leisurely progress through the
Zoological Society’s Gardens in company with his nephew, recently
returned from Mexico. The latter was interested in comparing and
contrasting allied types of animals occurring in the North American and
Old World fauna.
“One of the most remarkable things in the wanderings of species,” he
observed, “is the sudden impulse to trek and migrate that breaks out now
and again, for no apparent reason, in communities of hitherto
stay-at-home animals.”
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