Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
When Amanda had recovered to a certain extent from her attack of nervous
prostration Egbert took her to the Nile Valley to recuperate. Change of
scene speedily brought about the desired recovery of health and mental
balance. The escapades of an adventurous otter in search of a variation
of diet were viewed in their proper light. Amanda’s normally placid
temperament reasserted itself. Even a hurricane of shouted curses,
coming from her husband’s dressing-room, in her husband’s voice, but
hardly in his usual vocabulary, failed to disturb her serenity as she
made a leisurely toilet one evening in a Cairo hotel.
“What is the matter? What has happened?” she asked in amused curiosity.
“The little beast has thrown all my clean shirts into the bath! Wait
till I catch you, you little—”
“What little beast?” asked Amanda, suppressing a desire to laugh;
Egbert’s language was so hopelessly inadequate to express his outraged
feelings.
“A little beast of a naked brown Nubian boy,” spluttered Egbert.
And now Amanda is seriously ill.
THE BOAR-PIG
“There is a back way on to the lawn,” said Mrs. Philidore Stossen to her
daughter, “through a small grass paddock and then through a walled fruit
garden full of gooseberry bushes. I went all over the place last year
when the family were away. There is a door that opens from the fruit
garden into a shrubbery, and once we emerge from there we can mingle with
the guests as if we had come in by the ordinary way. It’s much safer
than going in by the front entrance and running the risk of coming bang
up against the hostess; that would be so awkward when she doesn’t happen
to have invited us.”
“Isn’t it a lot of trouble to take for getting admittance to a garden
party?”
“To a garden party, yes; to _the_ garden party of the season, certainly
not. Every one of any consequence in the county, with the exception of
ourselves, has been asked to meet the Princess, and it would be far more
troublesome to invent explanations as to why we weren’t there than to get
in by a roundabout way. I stopped Mrs. Cuvering in the road yesterday
and talked very pointedly about the Princess. If she didn’t choose to
take the hint and send me an invitation it’s not my fault, is it? Here
we are: we just cut across the grass and through that little gate into
the garden.”
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