Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
“Everybody talked about her goodness, and the Prince of the country got
to hear about it, and he said that as she was so very good she might be
allowed once a week to walk in his park, which was just outside the town.
It was a beautiful park, and no children were ever allowed in it, so it
was a great honour for Bertha to be allowed to go there.”
“Were there any sheep in the park?” demanded Cyril.
“No;” said the bachelor, “there were no sheep.”
“Why weren’t there any sheep?” came the inevitable question arising out
of that answer.
The aunt permitted herself a smile, which might almost have been
described as a grin.
“There were no sheep in the park,” said the bachelor, “because the
Prince’s mother had once had a dream that her son would either be killed
by a sheep or else by a clock falling on him. For that reason the Prince
never kept a sheep in his park or a clock in his palace.”
The aunt suppressed a gasp of admiration.
“Was the Prince killed by a sheep or by a clock?” asked Cyril.
“He is still alive, so we can’t tell whether the dream will come true,”
said the bachelor unconcernedly; “anyway, there were no sheep in the
park, but there were lots of little pigs running all over the place.”
“What colour were they?”
“Black with white faces, white with black spots, black all over, grey
with white patches, and some were white all over.”
The story-teller paused to let a full idea of the park’s treasures sink
into the children’s imaginations; then he resumed:
“Bertha was rather sorry to find that there were no flowers in the park.
She had promised her aunts, with tears in her eyes, that she would not
pick any of the kind Prince’s flowers, and she had meant to keep her
promise, so of course it made her feel silly to find that there were no
flowers to pick.”
“Why weren’t there any flowers?”
“Because the pigs had eaten them all,” said the bachelor promptly. “The
gardeners had told the Prince that you couldn’t have pigs and flowers, so
he decided to have pigs and no flowers.”
There was a murmur of approval at the excellence of the Prince’s
decision; so many people would have decided the other way.
“There were lots of other delightful things in the park. There were
ponds with gold and blue and green fish in them, and trees with beautiful
parrots that said clever things at a moment’s notice, and humming birds
that hummed all the popular tunes of the day. Bertha walked up and down
and enjoyed herself immensely, and thought to herself: ‘If I were not so
extraordinarily good I should not have been allowed to come into this
beautiful park and enjoy all that there is to be seen in it,’ and her
three medals clinked against one another as she walked and helped to
remind her how very good she really was. Just then an enormous wolf came
prowling into the park to see if it could catch a fat little pig for its
supper.”
“What colour was it?” asked the children, amid an immediate quickening of
interest.
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