He is not the only Englishman who has been impelled by a youthful
chivalry to do that. He is perhaps the youngest who ever did it, and
consequently there were various difficulties to be overcome. As regards
his qualifications for addressing Frenchmen, a year of his
prae-neptunal time had been spent in their capital city for the purpose
of acquiring French of Paris, its latest refinements of pronunciation
and polish, and the art of conversing. He had read the French tragic
poets and Molière; he could even relish the Gallic-classic—“Qu’il
mourut!” and he spoke French passably, being quite beyond the Bullish
treatment of the tongue. Writing a letter in French was a different
undertaking. The one he projected bore no resemblance to an ordinary
letter. The briefer the better, of course; but a tone of dignity was
imperative, and the tone must be individual, distinctive, Nevil
Beauchamp’s, though not in his native language. First he tried his
letter in French, and lost sight of himself completely. “Messieurs de
la Garde Française,” was a good beginning; the remainder gave him a
false air of a masquerader, most uncomfortable to see; it was Nevil
Beauchamp in moustache and imperial, and bagbreeches badly fitting. He
tried English, which was really himself, and all that heart could
desire, supposing he addressed a body of midshipmen just a little
loftily. But the English, when translated, was bald and blunt to the
verge of offensiveness.
“GENTLEMEN OF THE FRENCH GUARD,
“I take up the glove you have tossed us. I am an Englishman. That
will do for a reason.”
This might possibly pass with the gentlemen of the English Guard. But
read:
“MESSIEURS DE LA GARDE FRANÇAISE,
“J’accepte votre gant. Je suis Anglais. La raison est suffisante.”
And imagine French Guardsmen reading it!
Mr. Beauchamp knew the virtue of punctiliousness in epithets and
phrases of courtesy toward a formal people, and as the officers of the
French Guard were gentlemen of birth, he would have them to perceive in
him their equal at a glance. On the other hand, a bare excess of
phrasing distorted him to a likeness of Mascarille playing Marquis. How
to be English and think French! The business was as laborious as if he
had started on the rough sea of the Channel to get at them in an open
boat.
The lady governing his uncle Everard’s house, Mrs. Rosamund Culling,
entered his room and found him writing with knitted brows. She was
young, that is, she was not in her middleage; and they were the dearest
of friends; each had given the other proof of it. Nevil looked up and
beheld her lifted finger.
“You are composing a love-letter, Nevil!” The accusation sounded like
irony.
“No,” said he, puffing; “I wish I were.”
“What can it be, then?”
He thrust pen and paper a hand’s length on the table, and gazed at her.
“My dear Nevil, is it really anything serious?” said she.
“I am writing French, ma’am.”
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