Mr. Timothy
felt for his art as poets do for theirs, and considered what was best
adapted to speaking, purely to speaking. Upon no creature did he look
with such contempt as upon Dr. Shrapnel, whose loose disjunct audiences
he was conscious he could, giving the doctor any start he liked, whirl
away from him and have compact, enchained, at his first flourish; yea,
though they were composed of “the poor man,” with a stomach for the
political distillery fit to drain relishingly every private bogside or
mountain-side tap in old Ireland in its best days—the illicit, you
understand.
Further, to quote Mr. Timothy’s points of view, the Radical orator has
but two notes, and one is the drawling pathetic, and the other is the
ultra-furious; and the effect of the former we liken to the English
working man’s wife’s hob-set queasy brew of well-meant villany, that
she calls by the innocent name of tea; and the latter is to be blown,
asks to be blown, and never should be blown without at least seeming to
be blown, with an accompaniment of a house on fire. Sir, we must adapt
ourselves to our times. Perhaps a spark or two does lurk about our
house, but we have vigilant watchmen in plenty, and the house has been
pretty fairly insured. Shrieking in it is an annoyance to the inmates,
nonsensical; weeping is a sickly business. The times are against
Radicalism to the full as much as great oratory is opposed to extremes.
These drag the orator too near to the matter. So it is that one Radical
speech is amazingly like another—they all have the earth-spots. They
smell, too; they smell of brimstone. Soaring is impossible among that
faction; but this they can do, they can furnish the Tory his
opportunity to soar. When hear you a thrilling Tory speech that carries
the country with it, save when the incendiary Radical has shrieked? If
there was envy in the soul of Timothy, it was addressed to the fine
occasions offered to the Tory speaker for vindicating our ancient
principles and our sacred homes. He admired the tone to be assumed for
that purpose: it was a good note. Then could the Tory, delivering at
the right season the Shakesperian “_This England_...” and Byronic—“_The
inviolate Island_...” shake the frame, as though smiting it with the
tail of the gymnotus electricus. Ah, and then could he thump out his
Horace, the Tory’s mentor and his cordial, with other great ancient
comic and satiric poets, his old Port of the classical cellarage,
reflecting veneration upon him who did but name them to an audience of
good dispositions. The Tory possessed also an innate inimitably easy
style of humour, that had the long reach, the jolly lordly
indifference, the comfortable masterfulness, of the whip of a
four-in-hand driver, capable of flicking and stinging, and of being
ironically caressing. Timothy appreciated it, for he had winced under
it. No professor of Liberalism could venture on it, unless it were in
the remote district of a back parlour, in the society of a cherishing
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