friend or two, and with a slice of lemon requiring to be refloated in
the glass.
But gifts of this description were of a minor order. Liberalism gave
the heading cry, devoid of which parties are dogs without a scent,
orators mere pump-handles. The Tory’s cry was but a whistle to his
pack, the Radical howled to the moon like any chained hound. And no
wonder, for these parties had no established current, they were as
hard-bound waters; the Radical being dyked and dammed most soundly, the
Tory resembling a placid lake of the plains, fed by springs and no
confluents. For such good reasons, Mr. Timothy rejoiced in the happy
circumstances which had expelled him from the shores of his native isle
to find a refuge and a vocation in Manchester at a period when an
orator happened to be in request because dozens were wanted. That
centre of convulsions and source of streams possessed the statistical
orator, the reasoning orator, and the inspired; with others of quality;
and yet it had need of an ever-ready spontaneous imperturbable speaker,
whose bubbling generalizations and ability to beat the drum humorous
could swing halls of meeting from the grasp of an enemy, and then
ascend on incalescent adjectives to the popular idea of the sublime. He
was the artistic orator of Corn Law Repeal—the Manchester flood, before
which time Whigs were, since which they have walked like spectral
antediluvians, or floated as dead canine bodies that are sucked away on
the ebb of tides and flung back on the flow, ignorant whether they be
progressive or retrograde. Timothy Turbot assisted in that vast effort.
It should have elevated him beyond the editorship of a country
newspaper. Why it did not do so his antagonists pretended to know, and
his friends would smile to hear. The report was that he worshipped the
nymph Whisky.
Timothy’s article had plucked Beauchamp out of bed; Beauchamp’s card in
return did the same for him.
“Commander Beauchamp? I am heartily glad to make your acquaintance,
sir; I’ve been absent, at work, on the big business we have in common,
I rejoice to say, and am behind my fellow townsmen in this pleasure and
lucky I slept here in my room above, where I don’t often sleep, for the
row of the machinery—it’s like a steamer that won’t go, though it’s
always starting ye,” Mr. Timothy said in a single breath, upon entering
the back office of the _Gazette_, like unto those accomplished
violinists who can hold on the bow to finger an incredible number of
notes, and may be imaged as representing slow paternal Time, that rolls
his capering dot-headed generation of mortals over the wheel, hundreds
to the minute. “You’ll excuse my not shaving, sir, to come down to your
summons without an extra touch to the neck-band.”
Beauchamp beheld a middle-sized round man, with loose lips and pendant
indigo jowl, whose eyes twinkled watery, like pebbles under the
shore-wash, and whose neck-band needed an extra touch from fingers
other than his own.
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