_Me._ I would chuse _March_, for I would come in like a Lion. _To._ But you'd go out like a Lamb when you went to hanging. _Ca._ I would take _April_, take the sweet o'th' year, And kiss my Wench upon the tender flowrets, Tumble on every Green, and as the Birds sung, Embrace, and melt away my Soul in pleasure. _Tony._ You would go a _Maying_ gayly to the Gallows. _Cle._ Prithee tell us some news. _Tony._ I'll tell ye all I know, You may be honest, and poor fools, as I am, And blow your fingers ends. _Cam._ That's no news, Fool. _Tony._ You may be knaves then when you please, stark knaves, And build fair houses, but your heirs shall have none of 'em. _Men._ These are undoubted. _Tony._ Truth is not worth the hearing, I'll tell you news then; There was a drunken Saylor, That got a Mermaid with child as she went a milking, And now she sues him in the Bawdy-Court for it, The infant-Monster is brought up in _Fish-Street_. _Cam._ I, this is something. _Tony._ I'll tell you more, there was a Fish taken, A monstrous Fish, with a sword by his side, a long sword, A Pike in's Neck, and a Gun in's Nose, a huge Gun, And letters of Mart in's mouth, from the Duke of _Florence_. _Cle._ This is a monstrous lye. _Tony._ I do confess it: Do you think I would tell you truths, that dare not hear 'em? You are honest things, we Courtiers scorn to converse with. [_Exit._ _Cam._ A plaguey fool: but let's consider, Gentlemen, Why the Queen strives not to oppose this sentence, The Kingdoms honour suffers in this cruelty. _Men._ No doubt the Queen, though she be vertuous, Winks at the Marriage, for by that only means The Kings flame lessens to the youthful Lady, If not goes out; within this Month, I doubt not, She hopes to rock asleep his anger also; Shall we go see the preparation? 'Tis time, for strangers come to view the wonder. _Cam._ Come, let's away, send my friends happier weddings. [_Exeunt._ _Enter Queen and_ Evanthe. _Queen._ You shall be merry, come, I'll have it so, Can there be any nature so unnoble? Or anger so inhumane to pursue this? _Evan._ I fear there is.