Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 08 of 10 — John Shaqi
Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 08 of 10Fletcher, John
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Beaumont and Fletcher's Works, Vol. 08 of 10
Fletcher, John
English drama
_Mar._ And I'll quarter if I do not,
I'll make you know, and fear a wife _Petruchio_,
There my cause lies.
You have been famous for a woman-tamer,
And bear the fear'd-name of a brave Wife-breaker:
A woman now shall take those honors off,
And tame you; nay, never look so bigg, she shall, believe me,
And I am she: what think ye; good night to all,
Ye shall find Centinels.
_By._ If ye dare sally. [_Exeunt above._
_Petro._ The devil's in 'em, ev'n the very devil, the downright devil.
_Petru._ I'll devil 'em: by these ten bones I will: I'll bring it to
the old Proverb, no sport no pie:----taken down i'th' top of all my
speed; this is fine dancing: Gentlemen, stick to me. You see our
Freehold's touch'd, and by this light, we will beleagure 'em, and
either starve 'em out, or make 'em recreant.
_Petro._ I'll see all passages stopt, but those about 'em:
If the good women of the Town dare succor 'em,
We shall have wars indeed.
_Soph._ I'll stand perdue upon 'em.
_Mor._ My Regiment shall lie before.
_Jaq._ I think so, 'tis grown too old to stand.
_Petru._ Let's in, and each provide his tackle,
We'll fire 'em out, or make 'em take their pardons:
Hear what I say on their bare knees--
Am I _Petruchio_, fear'd, and spoken of,
And on my wedding night am I thus jaded? [_Exeunt omn._
_Scaena Quarta._
_Enter_ Rowland _and_ Pedro _at several doors._
_Row._ Now _Pedro_?
_Ped._ Very busie Master _Rowland_.
_Row._ What haste man?
_Ped._ I beseech you pardon me,
I am not mine own man.
_Row._ Thou art not mad?
_Ped._ No; but believe me, as hasty--
_Row._ The cause good _Pedro_?
_Ped._ There be a thousand Sir; you are not married?
_Row._ Not yet.
_Ped._ Keep your self quiet then.
_Row._ Why?
_Ped._ You'll find a Fiddle
That never will be tun'd else: from all women-- [_Exit._
_Row._ What ails the fellow tro? _Jaques_?
_Enter_ Jaques.
_Jaq._ Your friend Sir.
But very full of business.
_Row._ Nothing but business?
Prethee the reason, is there any dying?
_Jaq._ I would there were Sir.
_Row._ But thy business?
_Jaq._ I'll tell you in a word, I am sent to lay
An Imposition upon Souse and Puddings,
Pasties, and penny Custards, that the women
May not relieve yo[n] Rebels: Fare ye well, Sir.
_Row._ How does my Mistriss?
_Jaq._ Like a resty jade.
She's spoil'd for riding. [_Exit_ Jaques.
_Row._ What a devil ail they?
_Enter_ Sophocles.
Custards, and penny Pasties, Fools and Fiddles,
What's this to th' purpose? Oh well met.
_Soph._ Now _Rowland_.
I cannot stay to talk long.
_Row._ What's the matter?
Here's stirring, but to what end? whither goe you?
_Soph._ To view the Works.
_Row._ What Works?
_Soph._ The womens Trenches.
_Row._ Trenches? are such to see?
_Soph._ I do not jest, Sir.
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