Beauty contests -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
_The announcement went out and gorgeous girls responded
from all over the nation. But after being put through
a routine that would have exhausted a water buffalo,
they asked each other in amazement: This is a----_
BEAUTY CONTEST?
By HENRY SLESAR
[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
Fantastic February 1957.
Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]
[Illustration: The gal who won this one had to be more than beautiful.]
The girl in the yellow bathing suit plucked out her hairpins in
exasperation and flung them on the vanity table. The redhead seated
beside her looked over understandingly.
"I know how you feel, honey," she said. "I had an electro-perm last
week, and just look at me. You think they'd have a _few_ facilities
around this dump." She surveyed the room disconsolately. It was small
and jerry-built, with only two tables and two mirrors meant to be
shared by six girls. It was a duplicate of all the thirty cabins,
strung out like a serpentine railroad train on the edge of the Omaha
Spaceport.
"I hate myself when I look like this," the girl in the bathing suit
moaned. She looked in the mirror critically. The face that looked back
was actually very pretty, with its wide-set eyes and clear, smooth
planes. Her figure was equally attractive; it had to be, to qualify for
the finals of the Miss Outer Space contest.
"We all feel the same way," the redhead said sympathetically. "Oh,
they're trying to be nice though. Captain Lester--you know him, the
cute one with the freckles--he was really sweet. But these space
jockeys just don't understand women, I guess." She sighed, but then
smiled reminiscently as she recalled the captain's embarrassment upon
showing the girls their quarters.
"Well, I'm sorry I ever came," said the other girl, tugging at her
blonde curls with a comb. Her eyes blurred with tears.
"Hey, Cleveland!"
Another blonde, wearing an electric-blue sweater, scurried over to the
unhappy girl. Her face was lit with excitement, and her high heels
clicked enthusiastically. "Can I borrow your Chanel?" she said.
"What for?" said the redhead sourly. "Got a date?"
"Maybe," said blue-sweater mysteriously.
"Janie!" The girl in the bathing suit caught her eyes in the mirror.
"You can't do that," she said in a shocked voice. "It's against the
rules!"
"Rules," Janie answered lightly, "are made to be broken." She sprayed
the perfume on lavishly. "Besides, it's just for a walk. Some nice
second-looie's going to show me around the spaceport."
"But they'll disqualify you if they find out," said the first blonde.
"Is it worth it?"
"Oh, Cleveland!" She patted the girl on her bare shoulder. "I'm bored
to death. I've spent a whole month with nothing but female company. I
need a change!"
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