Beauty contests -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
"I'm sorry about that," the captain smiled. "And if you think _I'm_
sorry, you should see the long faces on the field personnel." He basked
in their appreciative laugh. "I'm sure you all understand the reason
for this restriction. Interplanetary travel is a civilian enterprise,
of course, but subject to the same code as the armed forces. We're
constantly under close scrutiny by the public--whether we're sending
a new geological expedition to the outer planets, or staging a strict
publicity venture, such as the Miss Outer Space contest."
He cleared his throat. "So you see," he said carefully, "we must keep
the contest in a rather--respectable atmosphere. Harumph!" The girls
tittered again.
"Now," he continued with a relieved sigh, "I'll tell you something
about your agenda. You've all received copies, but some of the items
may seem more demanding than they really are. As you know, we are not
going to select Miss Outer Space on--shall we say, merely obvious
qualities. This is not a beauty contest in the strict sense of the
term. We want good-looking girls, of course," he said with a slight
twinkle, "and you all fill that bill quite nicely. But we are also
searching for other qualities which we believe Miss Outer Space should
have. Intelligence--no, I don't mean we're looking for lady Einsteins,"
he said as a groan rippled through his audience. "I mean good common
sense," he explained. "The ability to meet situations. Domestic
know-how, too. The rudiments of keeping a decent home. Physical
fitness. And something else, that I really can't define in a word.
Character, I suppose, is as good as any."
* * * * *
He looked around the suddenly quiet room. "All these things will be
explained to you more fully. I just wanted to let you know how grateful
we are to you all for sticking by us as well as you have, and we hope
you'll bear with us a few days more until the final judging is made.
There'll be rewards for every one of you, I promise you that. No one
will leave the spaceport disappointed, and one of you will leave with
very rich rewards indeed. Thank you," he ended abruptly, and left the
room quickly.
* * * * *
The redhead flung herself on a cot and groaned.
"What a day!" she said.
"It wasn't so bad," said Cleveland, looking in the mirror and feeling
better about the looks of her hair.
"Wasn't that questionnaire a beauty?" said the blonde girl, this time
wearing a purple sweater. "'Please check your birth certificate when
giving age,'" she quoted. "You know, I don't think they trust us."
"That domestic science test wasn't too hard," said the brunette.
"At least I didn't burn everything," said the redhead. "But did you get
a load of that cooking equipment? I swear, I haven't seen junk like
that since I went to an antique auction in New Jersey."
"Well, I guess they just don't have modern facilities--"
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