Adventure stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
I groped around and found a light switch. I pushed it. There was a
tremendous flash as the world disintegrated. I jumped up, banged my
head against something and flopped back half dead. I heard Lomack
laughing fit to kill. The ape. The lights went on. He was doubled over
alongside my berth back in the ship. I looked at the light fixture.
He'd taken out the regular element and substituted a flash lamp.
"Very funny," I moaned, rubbing my head where I had hit it against
the upper bunk. "Lucky you didn't blind me for life." I slipped back
under the covers, turned over and was all set for another snooze when I
remembered. I sat up in a hurry.
"What time is it?" I asked.
"Two days later," said Listless. I relaxed. We were O.K. then. I was
afraid for a moment that we had gone soft. But two days isn't so bad.
That's a lot of beer and, I shivered, a hell of a lot of credits.
I staggered out of the berth, put on some clothes and went to the
galley. Murphy was still eating. I reached for the bacon. No pills for
us, not while they still grow pigs. There was silence while we shoveled
it in. After the second cup of coffee, I sat back and gave forth with a
big sigh.
"Now," I said, "it is time to consider more serious things."
"Like Dirty Dudley," put in Listless.
"My old college chum," remarked Outhouse.
"And the idea you had in the park the other day," added Lomack.
"What is it?" asked Listless. "A new theory that will set the
astrologers back on their ears?"
"No," I replied. "It's not a new theory. It's an old and accepted one.
But nobody ever thought of testing it out. That's what I want to do.
And in testing it we will beat the beer combine at their own game. This
will get us much praise from the thinking population as well as all
good beer drinkers."
"He means the Society of Astrophysicists," said Murphy. He turned to
me. "You and that bunch. You're dead and don't know it."
"Yeah," said Listless, "moping around a bunch of archives in dusty old
halls. You oughta go there and bury yourself, Doc."
"Shut up, shut up, shut up," I yelled. To think of a grown man like me
acting that way. Sometimes I get disgusted with myself. But not in this
bunch. They always beat me to it.
"Lemme talk." I outlined the details of the plan without giving away
the fundamental idea. When I had finished, Listless leaned back and
groaned.
"I knew it," he said. "I gotta make five hauling trips before I even
get started figuring orbits. Whenever you have an idea, Doc, it's just
one load after another. And what are you going to do with them after
you get them set up out there?"
"I'll tell you when we're ready," I said. "And don't worry about the
orbits. I'll figure those. I couldn't trust you with such a delicate
task."
"I always knew you went around in circles, Doc," complained Murphy,
"but this is the first time I ever saw it come out literally."
"Not circles, you culture hound, ellipses as any student would know."
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