The first symptom of him is an indent for certain articles which he
asserts to be absolutely necessary before he can enter on his
professional duties. These are a _jhule_, _baldee_, _tobra_, _mora_,
_booroos_, _bagdoor_, _agadee_, _peechadee_, _curraree_, _hathalee_, &c.
It is not very rational to be angry, for most of the articles, if not
all, are really required. Several of them, indeed, are only ropes, for
the _Ghorawalla_, or syce, as they call him on the other side of India,
gives every bit of cordage about his beast a separate name, as a sailor
describes the rigging of a ship. But the fact remains that there is
something peculiarly irritating in this first indent. Perhaps one feels,
after buying and paying for a whole horse, that he might in decency have
been allowed to breathe before being asked to pay again. If this is it,
the sooner the delusion is dissipated the better. You will never have
respite from payments while an active-minded syce remains on your staff.
You think you have fitted him out with everything the heart of syce can
desire, and he goes away seemingly happy, and commences work at once,
hissing like twenty biscobras as he throws himself against the horse, and
works his arms from wrist to elbow into its ribs. It looks as if it
would like to turn round and take a small piece out of his hinder parts
with its teeth, but its nose is tied up to the roof of the stable, and
its hind feet are pulled out and tied to a peg behind it, so that it can
only writhe and cultivate that amiable temper which characterizes so many
horses in this country. And the syce is happy; but his happiness needs
constant sustenance. Next morning he is at the door with a request for
an anna to buy oil. Horses in this country cannot sleep without a
night-light. They are afraid of rats, I suppose, like ladies. However,
it is a small demand; all the syce’s demands are small, so are
mosquitoes. Next day he again wants an anna for oil, but this has
nothing to do with the other. Yesterday’s was one sort of oil for
burning, this is another sort of oil for cleaning the bits. To-morrow he
will require a third sort of oil for softening the leather nose-bag, and
the oils of the country will not be exhausted then. Among the varied
street-cries of Bombay, the “_I-scream_” man, the _tala-chavee-walla_,
the _botlee-walla_, the vendors of greasy sweetmeats and _bawlee-sugah_,
the legion of _borahs_, and that abominable little imp who issues from
the newspaper offices, and walks the streets, yelling “Telleecram!
tellee-c-r-a-a-m!” among them all there is one voice so penetrating, and
so awakening where it penetrates, that—that I cannot find a fitting
conclusion to this sentence. Who of us has not started at that shrill
squeal of pain, “Nee-ee-ee-ttile!” The _Ghorawalla_ watches for it, and
stopping the good-natured woman, brings her in and submits a request for
a bottle of neat’s foot oil, for want of which your harness is going to
destruction.
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