Belinda: An April Folly in Three ActsMilne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
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Belinda: An April Folly in Three Acts
Milne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
English drama -- 20th century
DELIA. I don't think Claude has had Keats' advantages. Keats started
life as an apothecary.
BELINDA. So much nicer than a chemist.
DELIA. Now, Claude started with nothing to do.
BELINDA (_mildly_). Do you always call him Claude, darling? I hope
you aren't going to grow into a flirt like that horrid Mrs. Tremayne.
DELIA. Silly mother! (_She moves to_ BELINDA, _takes her cup,
then crosses to the table and places both the cups on the table--
seriously_.) I don't think he'll ever be any good till he really gets
work. Did you notice his hair this evening?
BELINDA (_dreamily_). Whose, dear?
DELIA (_going to the back of the Chesterfield and to the_ L. _of_
BELINDA). Mummy, look me in the eye and tell me you are not being bad.
BELINDA (_having playfully turned her head away and hidden her face
with her handkerchief, says innocently_). Bad, darling?
DELIA (_moving down to the front of the fireplace_). You've made
Mr. Robinson fall in love with you.
BELINDA (_happily_). Have I?
DELIA. Yes; it's serious this time. He's not like the other two.
BELINDA. However did you know that?
DELIA. Oh, I know.
BELINDA. Darling, I believe you've grown up. It's quite time I settled
down.
DELIA. With Mr. Robinson?
(BELINDA _sits up and looks thoughtfully at_ DELIA _for a little
time_.)
BELINDA (_mysteriously_). Delia, are you prepared for a great
secret to be revealed to you?
DELIA (_childishly and jumping on to the_ L. _arm of the
Chesterfield facing_ BELINDA). Oh, I love secrets.
BELINDA (_reproachfully_). Darling, you mustn't take it like that.
This is a great, deep, dark secret; you'll probably need your sal
volatile.
DELIA (_excitedly_). Go on!
BELINDA. Well---- (_Looking round the room_.) Shall we have the
lights down a little?
DELIA. Go on, mummy.
BELINDA. Well, Mr. Robinson is--(_impressively_)--is not quite the
Robinson he appears to be.
DELIA. Yes?
BELINDA. In fact, child, he is---- Darling, hadn't you better come and
hold your mother's hand?
DELIA (_struggling with some emotion and placing her hand on_
BELINDA'S _arm, who playfully smacks it_). Go on.
BELINDA. Well, Mr. Robinson is a--sort of relation of yours; in fact--
(_playing with her rings and looking down coyly_)--he is your--
father. (_She looks up at_ DELIA _to see how the news is being
received_.) (DELIA _gives a happy laugh_.)
Dear one, this is not a matter for mirth.
DELIA. Darling, it is lovely, isn't it? (_Sliding down to the seat of
the Chesterfield next to_ BELINDA, _who moves along to make room
for her_.) I am laughing because I am so happy.
BELINDA. Aren't you surprised?
DELIA. No. You see, Claude told me this morning. (BELINDA _displays
annoyance_.) He found out just before Mr. Baxter.
BELINDA. Well! Every one seems to have known except me.
DELIA. Didn't you see how friendly father and I got at dinner? I thought
I'd better start breaking the ice--because I suppose he'll be kissing me
directly.
BELINDA. Say you like him.
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