Andy walked out of the room with an air of supreme triumph, having laid
the letters on the table, and left the squire staring after him in
perfect amazement.
"Well, by the holy Paul! that's the most extraordinary genius I ever
came across," was the soliloquy the master uttered as the servant closed
the door after him; and the squire broke the seal of the letter that
Andy's blundering had so long delayed. It was from his law-agent, on the
subject of an expected election in the county which would occur in case
of the demise of the then-sitting member;--it ran thus:
"Dublin, Thursday. MY DEAR
SQUIRE.--I am making all possible exertions to have
every and the earliest information on the subject of
the election. I say the election,--because, though the
seat for the county is not yet vacant, it is impossible
but that it must soon be so. Any other man than the
present member must have died long ago; but Sir Timothy
Trimmer has been so undecided all his life that he
cannot at present make up his mind to die; and it is
only by Death himself giving the casting vote that the
question can be decided. The writ for the vacant county
is expected to arrive by every mail, and in the mean
time I am on the alert for information. You know we
are sure of the barony of Ballysloughgutthery, and the
boys of Killanmaul will murder any one that dares to
give a vote against you. We are sure of Knockdoughty
also, and the very pigs in Glanamuck would return you;
but I must put you on your guard in one point where
you least expected to be betrayed. You told me you
were sure of Neck-or-nothing Hall; but I can tell you
you're out there; for the master of the aforesaid is
working heaven and earth to send us all to h--ll. He
backs the other interest; for he is so over head and
ears in debt, that he is looking out for a pension,
and hopes to get one by giving his interest to the
Honourable Sackville Scatterbrain, who sits for the
borough of Old Gooseberry at present, but whose friends
think his talents are worthy of a county. If Sack wins,
Neck-or-nothing gets a pension,--that's _poz_. I had
it from the best authority. I lodge at a milliner's
here:--no matter; more when I see you. But don't be
afraid; we'll bag Sack; and distance Neck-or-nothing.
But, seriously speaking, it's a d--d good joke that
O'Grady should use you in this manner, who have been
so kind to him in money matters; but, as the old song
says, 'Poverty parts good company;' and he is so cursed
poor that he can't afford to know you any longer, now
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