that you have lent him all the money you had, and the
pension _in prospectu_ is too much for his feelings.
I'll be down with you again as soon as I can, for I
hate the diabolical town as I do poison. They have
altered Stephen's Green--_ruined_ it, I should say.
They have taken away the big ditch that was round it,
where I used to hunt water-rats when a boy. They are
destroying the place with their d--d improvements.
All the dogs are well, I hope, and my favorite bitch.
Remember me to Mrs. Egan, Whom all admire. My dear
squire, Your's per quire, "_To Edward Egan, Esq.
Merryvale._"
MURTOUGH MURPHY.
Murtough Murphy was a great character, as may be guessed from his
letter. He was a country attorney of good practice;--good, because
he could not help it,--for he was a clever, ready-witted fellow, up
to all sorts of trap, and one in whose hands a cause was very safe;
therefore he had plenty of clients without his seeking them. For,
if Murtough's practice had depended on his looking for it, he might
have made broth of his own parchment; for though, to all intents and
purposes, a good attorney, he was so full of fun and fond of amusement,
that it was only by dint of the business being thrust upon him he was
so extensive a practitioner. He loved a good bottle, a good hunt, a
good joke, and a good song, as well as any fellow in Ireland; and
even when he was obliged in the way of business to press a gentleman
hard,--to hunt his man to the death,--he did it so good-humouredly that
his very victim could not be angry with him. As for those he served,
he was their prime favourite; there was nothing they _could_ want to
be done in the parchment line that Murtough would not find out some
way of doing; and he was so pleasant a fellow, that he shared in the
hospitality of all the best tables in the county. He kept good horses,
was on every race-ground within twenty miles, and a steeple-chase was
no steeple-chase without him. Then he betted freely, and, what's more,
won his bets very generally; but no one found fault with him for that,
and he took your money with such a good grace, and mostly gave you
a _bon-mot_ in exchange for it,--so that, next to winning the money
yourself, you were glad it was won by Murtough Murphy.
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