I became acquainted with a merry good-looking fellow, of the name of Thomas Styles, who had come from somewhere, and was related to somebody, but no one recollected the who or the where. In the same town lived an old gentleman, who rejoiced in the singular name of Smith. He was blessed with one daughter and a wife. The latter did not reside with him, having taken up her permanent residence in a small octagonal stone building in the dissenters' burial ground. Styles, by one of those accidents common in novels, but very occasional in real life, had become acquainted with Miss Smith. They had gone through those comparative states of feeling,--acquaintance, friendship, love; and, when I was introduced to him, he was just in want of a good fellow to help him into matrimony. I was just the boy; my expensive experience, my good-nature, my leisure,--in short, there was nothing wanting to fit me for this confidential character. Now, be it known that old Smith had very strong parliamentary predilections, and one of his _sine quâ nons_ was, that his son-in-law should be M.P. for somewhere,--Puddle-dock would do,--but an M.P. he must be. Politics were of no consequence; but he must have a decided opinion that the Bumbleby railway would be most beneficial, if carried through a swampy piece of ground which Smith had recently purchased. Styles was of the same opinion; but then he was only a member of the "Bull's-eye Bowmen," and Mr. Snuffmore's sixpenny whist club. I had made myself particularly uncomfortable one afternoon, in Styles' summer-house, with three glasses of brandy and water and four mild havannas, when old Smith rushed in to announce the gratifying intelligence that Mr. Topple, the member for our place, had fallen into the crater of Mount Vesuvius, and that nothing had been heard from him since, but a solitary interjection, in consequence of which there was a vacancy in the representation. The writ had been issued, and so had an address from Mr. Wiseman, a gentleman possessing every virtue under the sun, save and except a due sense of the advantages of Smith's swamp to the railway. This was conclusive. Smith made a speech, which, being for interest and not for fame, was short and emphatic. "Tom, you must contest this election, or never darken my doors again." "My dear, sir," said Tom, "nothing would give me greater pleasure; but----" "I'll do all that. I'll form a committee _instanter_," replied Smith; "leave all to me. Capital hand at an address--pith, nothing but pith. Ever see my letter in support of the erection of a pound for stray cattle?--pithy and conclusive:--'Inhabitants of Bumbleby, twenty shillings make a pound.' The motion was carried." "One moment," said Tom. "It will appear so presumptuous on my part, unless a deputation waited on me." "Certainly,--better, by all means,--I'll form one directly," said Smith. "In the mean time, issue a placard to prevent the electors making promises, and----"