Two or three days later, Randolph met Medora Phillips in front of the
bank. This was a neat and solemn little edifice opposite the elms and
the fountain; it was neighbored by dry-goods stores, the offices of
renting agencies, and the restaurants where the unfraternized
undergraduates took their daily chances. Through its door passed
tradesmen's clerks with deposits, and young housewives with babies in
perambulators, and students with their small financial problems, and
members of the faculty about to cash large or small checks. Mrs.
Phillips had come across from the dry-goods store to pick up her
monthly sheaf of vouchers,--it was the third of October.
"Don't you want to come in for a minute?" she asked Randolph. "Then you
can walk on with me to the stationer's. Carolyn tells me that our last
batch of invitations reduced us to nothing. How did _your_ dinner go?"
Randolph followed her into the cool marble interior. "Oh, in town, you
mean? Quite well, I think. I'm sure my young man took a good honest
appetite with him!"
"I know. We don't do half enough for these poor boys."
"Yes, he rose to the food. But not to the drinks. I took him, after
all, to my club. I innocently suggested cocktails; but, no. He
declined--in a deft but straightforward way. Country principles.
Small-town morals. He made me feel like a--well, like a corrupter of
youth."
"You didn't mind, though,--of course you didn't. You liked it. Wasn't
it noble! Wasn't it charming! So glad that _we_ had nothing but
Apollinaris and birch beer! Still, it would have been a pleasure to
hear him refuse."
The receiving-teller gave her her vouchers. She put them in her handbag
and somehow got round a perambulator, and the two went out on the
street.
"And how did your 'show' go?" she continued. "That's about as much as
we can call the drama in these days."
"That, possibly, didn't go quite so well. I took him to a 'comedy,'--as
they nowadays call their mixture of farce and funniment. 'Comedy'!--I
wish Meredith could have seen it! Well, he laughed a little, here and
there,--obligingly, I might say. But there was no 'chew' in the thing
for him,--nothing to fill his intellectual maw. He's a serious
youngster, after all,--exuberant as he seems. I felt him appraising me
as a gay old irresponsible...."
"'Old'--you are not to use that word. Come, don't say that he--that he
venerated you!"
"Oh, not at all. During the six hours we were together--train, club,
theatre, and train again--he never once called me 'sir'; he never once
employed our clumsy, repellent Anglo-Saxon mode of address, 'mister';
in fact, he never employed any mode of address at all. He got round it
quite cleverly,--on system, as I soon began to perceive; and not for a
moment did he forget that the system was in operation. He used,
straight through, a sort of generalized manner--I might have been
anywhere between twenty and sixty-five."
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