Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; Smugglers -- Fiction
“Did you ever paint Sir Peter Hardacre, Mr. Wilson?” asked the old lady,
innocent as a paschal lamb.
The painter darted a look at her, flushed, and began to fidget in his
chair.
“Sir Peter Hardacre, madam?”
“Yes, sir. I thought I remembered seeing the picture—”
Richard Wilson adjusted his wig, and drank down a glass of wine.
“I believe I did, madam—I believe I did,” he said.
“Dear Sir Peter; he must have made such an aristocratic study! I think I
must really ask you to honor me with a sitting, Mr. Wilson.”
The painter blinked, and then bowed low across the table. He appeared
glad in measure to escape the subject, nor was his discomfort lost upon
the Lady Letitia.
“I shall be proud, madam, proud,” he said; “the honor is on my side,
madam. I shall be proud to paint Richard Jeffray’s grandmother—pardon
me, madam—aunt, I mean. Upon my word, madam, you look extraordinarily
young to have so old a nephew.”
Aunt Letitia, not in the least disturbed by the painter’s slip, received
his clumsy apologies and awkward apings of flattery with infinite good
humor.
“La, Mr. Wilson,” she said, frankly, “I am an old woman, and, thank God,
I know it. I think it is a pitiful sight, sir, to see an old woman
frittering away the solemn and awful years of age in folly, when she
should be preparing herself to meet her Maker.”
“Upon my soul, madam,” said the painter, much relieved, “your wisdom is
as admirable as—ahem—as—as your distinguished and aristocratic
person. Ahem. I shall be proud, madam, to put my poor powers at your
service.”
“What a blundering and honest fool it is,” thought the Lady Letitia.
“Yes, it is the very fellow who painted old Sir Peter, and made love to
the daughter. Or was it Miss Jilian who made love to him? Egad, dear
nephew, there is no need for your old aunt to play the scandal-monger,
if this good ass can be got to bray. Mr. Wilson must be made welcome
here, and the secret coaxed out of his ugly mouth.” And thus the Lady
Letitia continued to beam upon the painter with all the waning sunshine
of her November years. She made him draw droll sketches for her in the
parlor after dinner, laughed at his whimsies, promised to send her dear
friends Lady Boodle and Miss FitzNoodle to be painted by Wilson when he
returned to town. When Peter Gladden set the card-table in order, the
dowager insisted that Richard Wilson should be her partner, and that
Richard should challenge them with Dr. Sugg. And though poor Dick
managed his cards disgracefully, trumped the Lady Letitia’s tricks,
bungled the returns and lost her money, she continued to beam on him
with undiminished brightness, and to encourage the good oaf with all the
sweetness she could compel.
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