American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
Wrong Number’s true appellation as disclosed by the payroll was
Clarence E. Tibbotts, and the cynical note-teller averred that the
initial stood for Elmer. A small, compact figure, fair hair, combed to
onion-skin smoothness, a pinkish face and baby blue eyes--there was
nothing in Wrong Number’s appearance to arouse animosity in any but the
stoniest heart. Wrong Number was polite, he was unfailingly cheerful,
and when called upon to assist in one place or another he responded
with alacrity and no one had reason to complain of his efficiency.
He could produce a letter from the files quicker than the regular
archivist, or he could play upon the adding machine as though it were
an instrument of ten strings. No one had ever taught him anything; no
one had the slightest intention of teaching him anything, and yet by
imperceptible degrees, he, as a free lance, passed through a period
of mild tolerance into acceptance as a valued and useful member of
the staff. In the Liberty Loan rushes that well-nigh swamped the
department, Wrong Number knew the answers to all the questions that
were fired through the wickets. Distracted ladies who had lost their
receipts for the first payment and timidly reported this fact found
Wrong Number patient and helpful. An early fear in the cages that the
president had put Wrong Number into the bank as a spy upon the clerical
force was dispelled, when it became known that the young man did on
several occasions, conceal or connive at concealing some of those
slight errors and inadvertencies that happen in the best regulated of
banks. Wrong Number was an enigma, an increasing mystery, nor was he
without his enjoyment of his associates’ mystification.
Wrong Number’s past, though veiled in mist in the White River National,
may here be fully and truthfully disclosed. To understand Wrong Number
one must also understand Mr. Webster G. Burgess, his discoverer and
patron. In addition to being an astute and successful banker, Mr.
Burgess owned a string of horses and sent them over various circuits
at the usual seasons, and he owned a stock farm of high repute as may
be learned by reference to any of the authoritative stud books. If
his discreet connection with the racetrack encouraged the belief that
Mr. Burgess was what is vulgarly termed a “sport,” his prize-winning
short-horns in conjunction with his generous philanthropies did much to
minimize the sin of the racing stable.
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