American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
Mr. Burgess “took care of his customers,” a heavenly attribute in any
banker, and did not harass them unnecessarily. Other bankers in town
who passed the plate every Sunday in church and knew nothing of Horse
might be suspicious and nervous and even disagreeable in a pinch,
but Mr. Burgess’s many admirers believed that he derived from his
association with Horse a breadth of vision and an optimism peculiarly
grateful to that considerable number of merchants and manufacturers
who appreciate a liberal line of credit. Mr. Burgess was sparing of
language and his “Yes” and “No” were equally pointed and final. Some of
his utterances, such as a warning to the hand-shaking Vice president,
“Don’t bring any anemic people into my office,” were widely quoted
in business circles. “This is a bank, not the sheriff’s office,” he
remarked to a customer who was turning a sharp corner. “I’ve told the
boys to renew your notes. Quit sobbing and get back on your job.”
It was by reason of their devotion to Horse that Burgess and Wrong
Number met and knew instantly that the fates had ordained the meeting.
Wrong Number had grown up in the equine atmosphere of Lexington--the
Lexington of the Blue Grass, and his knowledge of the rest of the world
was gained from his journeys to race meets with specimens of the horse
kind. Actors are not more superstitious than horsemen and from the time
he became a volunteer assistant to the stablemen on the big horse farm
the superstition gained ground among the _cognoscenti_ that the wings
of the Angel of Good Luck had brushed his tow head and that he was a
mascot of superior endowment. As he transferred his allegiance from
one stable to another luck followed him, and when he picked, one year,
as a Derby winner the unlikeliest horse on the card and that horse
galloped home an easy winner, weird and uncanny powers were attributed
to Wrong Number.
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