American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
Adventure waits! Hark to the silver bugle! Meet me at Tracy Banning’s
on Corydon Road via Great Barrington at eight o’clock Thursday
evening.
X Y Z.
Farrington clung to the mantel for physical and mental support. His
mind was chaos; the Stygian Pit yawned at his feet. Beyond doubt, his
Arabella of the tea table had dispatched messages to all the persons
on her list; and, in the Bishop’s case at least, she had given the
telegram her own individual touch. No wonder they were paying no
attention to him; the perspiration was trailing in visible rivulets
down his mud-caked face and his appearance fully justified their
suspicions.
“All my life,” the Bishop of Tuscarora was explaining good-humoredly,
“I have hoped that adventure would call me some day. When I got that
telegram I heard the bugles blowing and set off at once. Perhaps if I
hadn’t known Senator Banning for many years, and hadn’t married him
when I was a young minister, I shouldn’t have started for his house so
gayly. Meeting Mrs. Banning on the train and seeing she was in great
distress, I refrained from showing her my summons. How could I? But I’m
in the same boat with the rest of you--I can’t for the life of me guess
why I’m here.”
Farrington had been slowly backing toward a side door, with every
intention of eliminating himself from the scene, when a heavy motor,
which had entered the grounds with long, hideous honks, bumped into the
entrance with a resounding bang, relieved by the pleasant tinkle of the
smashed glass of its windshield.
Gadsby, supported by the agile Coningsby, leaped to the door; but
before they could fortify it against attack it was flung open and a
small, light figure landed in the middle of the room, and a young lady,
a very slight, graceful young person in a modish automobile coat,
stared at them a moment and then burst out laughing.
“Zaliska!” screamed Coningsby.
“Well,” she cried, “that’s what I call some entrance! Lordy! But I must
be a sight!”
She calmly opened a violet leather vanity box, withdrew various trifles
and made dexterous use of them, squinting at herself in a mirror the
size of a silver dollar.
Farrington groaned and shuddered, but delayed his flight to watch the
effect of this last arrival.
Banning turned on Coningsby and shouted:
“This is your work! You’ve brought this woman here! I hope you’re
satisfied with it!”
“My work!” piped Coningsby very earnestly in his queer falsetto. “I
never had a thing to do with it; but if Zaliska is good enough for you
to dine with in New York it isn’t square for you to insult her here in
your own house.”
“I’m not insulting her. When I dined with her it was at your
invitation, you little fool!” foamed the Senator.
Zaliska danced to him on her toes, planted her tiny figure before him
and folded her arms.
“Be calm, Tracy; I will protect you!” she lisped sweetly.
“Tracy! Tracy!” repeated Mrs. Banning.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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