American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
Miss Collingwood laughed aloud. She and the Bishop seemed to be the
only persons present who were enjoying themselves. Outside, the machine
that had brought Zaliska had backed noisily off the steps and was now
retreating.
“Oh, cheer up, everybody!” said Zaliska, helping herself to a chair.
“My machine’s gone back to town; but I only brought a suitcase, so I
can’t stay forever. By the way, you might bring it in, Harold,” she
remarked to Coningsby with a yawn.
Mrs. Banning alone seemed willing to cope with her.
“If you are as French as you look, mademoiselle, I suppose----”
“French, ha! Not to say aha! I sound like a toothpaste all right, but
I was born in good old Urbana, Ohio. Your face registers sorrow and
distress, madam. Kindly smile, if you please!”
“No impertinence, young woman! It may interest you to know that the
courts haven’t yet freed me of the ties that bind me to Tracy Banning,
and until I get my decree he is still my husband. If that has entered
into your frivolous head kindly tell me who invited you to this house.”
The girl pouted, opened her vanity box, and slowly drew out a crumpled
bit of yellow paper, which she extended toward her inquisitor with the
tips of her fingers.
“This message,” Mrs. Banning announced, “was sent from Berkville
Tuesday night.” And then her face paled. “Incredible!” she breathed
heavily.
Gadsby caught the telegram as it fluttered from her hand.
“Read it!” commanded Miss Collingwood.
“MADEMOISELLE HELENE ZALISKA,
New Rochelle, N. Y.
Everything arranged. Meet me at Senator Banning’s country home,
Corydon, Massachusetts, Thursday evening at eight.
ALEMBERT GIDDINGS,
_Bishop of Tuscarora._”
The Bishop snatched the telegram from Gadsby and verified the
detective’s reading with unfeigned astonishment. The reading of this
message evoked another outburst of merriment from Miss Collingwood.
“Zaliska,” fluted young Coningsby, “how dare you!”
“Oh, I never take a dare,” said Zaliska. “I guessed it was one of your
jokes; and I always thought it would be real sporty to be married by a
bishop.”
“Yes,” said Miss Collingwood frigidly, “I suppose you’ve tried
everything else!”
The Bishop met Mrs. Banning’s demand that he explain himself with all
the gravity his good-natured countenance could assume.
“It’s too deep for me. I give it up!” he said. He crossed to Zaliska
and took her hand.
“My dear young woman, I apologize as sincerely as though I were the
guilty man. I never heard of you before in my life; and I wasn’t
anywhere near Berkville day before yesterday. The receipt of my own
telegram in New Hampshire at approximately the same hour proves that
irrefutably.”
“Oh, that’ll be all right, Bishop,” said Zaliska. “I’m just as pleased
as though you really sent it.”
Miss Collingwood had lighted her pipe--a performance that drew from
Zaliska an astonished:
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