Walking along to the bank, I met Joe on his way down to Betty's. Joe's
jacket is always closely buttoned, and he wears his tweed cap tilted on
his head at the same angle as he would his glengarry when on parade.
His hair is cropped short, the forelock brushed firmly and obliquely
across his left temple, and showing prominently under the stem of his
civilian cap. His trousers are always carefully pressed; consequently
they never show a bagginess at the knees. He is not so tall as Nathan,
nor has he the 'boss' appearance; but I fancied that to-day he had more
than usual of the same serious Hebron expression; and when he gave me
the salute, as he always does in true soldierly style, it wasn't
accompanied by the customary cheery smile. He passed me at the
regulation step, and from the fact that he was carrying a brown-paper
bag bearing the name of John Nelson, Fruiterer, I surmised that Betty
was contemplating an apple-dumpling for dinner.
My business with Mr Crichton was soon disposed of; but it took me some
considerable time to dispose of Mr Crichton. He has a jocose, affable
way with him, a pawky knack of leaving one subject and starting another;
and when he is in a reminiscent mood, as he was this morning, he can be
very dreich and very entertaining at one and the same time. Long ago, of
an evening, he used to play chess with my father. He took snuff in those
days--he takes snuff still, and treats others unstintingly, as Betty
will know when my handkerchief goes to the wash--and when my father had
lured him into an awkward position on the board his little silver box
was seldom out of his hand. My recollection of him at that period is
very hazy, and it is so closely associated with this box that it may be
if he hadn't snuffed I shouldn't have remembered him at all. I notice he
applies the stimulant always to his right nostril, never to the left,
and he has a dainty and a stealthy way of conveying the pinch which
contrasts strongly with that of Deacon Webster, whose recklessness where
snuff is concerned is such that more is distributed on his shirt-front
and waistcoat than is sniffed into the nasal receptacle. On the other
hand, so cleanly and dapper is Mr Crichton that, were it not for the
aroma of Kendal brown which ever lingers about him, you wouldn't know he
used snuff at all.
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