At three o'clock or thereabouts, there was a knock at the door. We all
"stared at each other with a wild surmise," and then Colonel Bedford
resolutely flung it open. I was sitting on a footstool beside Marion's
chair, in such a position that I could not see the stranger; who said
in an oily, semi-cultured tone, "Good day, sir! I'm making a survey--"
"Step in," said our old soldier. "Step right in, sir."
"Oh, no, I shan't bother you now, as I see you're having a bit of a
gathering," said the unctuous voice. "I'll call round la--"
At this point the Colonel took him firmly by the lapels of his coat.
Alec said afterwards that he never saw astonishment spread over a face
so quickly. The man's mouth remained open in the middle of the word.
The Colonel, a man of action who had been bottled up too long, now
picked up our caller and genially hurled him halfway across the room.
He slammed the door and turned the key, took it out of the lock and
pocketed it with a sinister grin. Then he, as well as most of the other
lads, gave me a brief inquiring glance. I nodded. It was one of the
beast-folk.
"'Ere!" said that one, losing his pseudo-cultured accents. "Wot's the
idear, sloshing a chap about!"
"Stow it," said the Colonel. "We can see you, you know. No use keeping
up a pretense, old troll!"
Good for the Colonel!
"That's right," said I. "For the record, you're a lumpy-looking piece
of dough, greenish-orange, with a tinge of maroon at the moment because
you're mad. Madder'n usual, I mean. You blighters live in a constant
state of ire, don't you?" Then I bellowed. "Stop him!" for the brute
was edging toward the window. Alec picked up a small chair and tossed
it at his legs, and as he tripped and went to his knees, John tapped
him lightly but sternly on the head with a big glass ashtray. The alien
sat cross-legged on the floor and glared wickedly at us, its true body
quaking and shivering with wrath. "Well?" it said, through its robot's
mouth. "Well?"
"First off," said I, strolling over to it and keeping a careless
attitude tight-drawn about a wildly beating heart, "you'll answer us a
few questions. Then ... we'll see."
"I _don't_ think," said the other.
It was brutal, but entirely excusable. I picked him off the floor--he
was a slight, insignificant fellow--and hit him squarely on the nose.
He catapulted backwards with a howl. Alec thoughtfully kicked him in
the stomach.
"The idea, you see," I told him, "is to hurt you badly, but to keep you
alive. For a while, anyway. And if you try that again," I roared, for
the beast had given a kind of preliminary shrug of its real form in
preparation for leaving this dimension, "if you make one more move like
that, I'll murder you instanter--and you'll die, both you and that poor
shell of yours. Won't you?"
It nodded sullenly. Its great amorphous being settled down into itself
quietly, as the human massaged his stomach.
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