Strange as was the form, the meaning was clear enough; so Ida hastened
to her room, and had hardly slipped on her light grey cycling dress when
she saw the tandem with its large occupant at the door. He handed her up
to her saddle with a more solemn and thoughtful face than was usual
with him, and a few moments later they were flying along the beautiful,
smooth suburban roads in the direction of Forest Hill. The great limbs
of the athlete made the heavy machine spring and quiver with every
stroke; while the mignon grey figure with the laughing face, and the
golden curls blowing from under the little pink-banded straw hat, simply
held firmly to her perch, and let the treadles whirl round beneath her
feet. Mile after mile they flew, the wind beating in her face, the trees
dancing past in two long ranks on either side, until they had passed
round Croydon and were approaching Norwood once more from the further
side.
"Aren't you tired?" she asked, glancing over her shoulder and turning
towards him a little pink ear, a fluffy golden curl, and one blue eye
twinkling from the very corner of its lid.
"Not a bit. I am just getting my swing."
"Isn't it wonderful to be strong? You always remind me of a
steamengine."
"Why a steamengine?"
"Well, because it is so powerful, and reliable, and unreasoning. Well, I
didn't mean that last, you know, but--but--you know what I mean. What is
the matter with you?"
"Why?"
"Because you have something on your mind. You have not laughed once."
He broke into a gruesome laugh. "I am quite jolly," said he.
"Oh, no, you are not. And why did you write me such a dreadfully stiff
letter?"
"There now," he cried, "I was sure it was stiff. I said it was absurdly
stiff."
"Then why write it?"
"It wasn't my own composition."
"Whose then? Your aunt's?"
"Oh, no. It was a person of the name of Slattery."
"Goodness! Who is he?"
"I knew it would come out, I felt that it would. You've heard of
Slattery the author?"
"Never."
"He is wonderful at expressing himself. He wrote a book called 'The
Secret Solved; or, Letter-writing Made Easy.' It gives you models of all
sorts of letters."
Ida burst out laughing. "So you actually copied one."
"It was to invite a young lady to a picnic, but I set to work and soon
got it changed so that it would do very well. Slattery seems never
to have asked any one to ride a tandem. But when I had written it, it
seemed so dreadfully stiff that I had to put a little beginning and end
of my own, which seemed to brighten it up a good deal."
"I thought there was something funny about the beginning and end."
"Did you? Fancy your noticing the difference in style. How quick you
are! I am very slow at things like that. I ought to have been a woodman,
or game-keeper, or something. I was made on those lines. But I have
found something now."
"What is that, then?"
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