Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary GemsNye, Bill
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Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
Nye, Bill
American wit and humor
I sometimes chew gum nowadays to see if it will bring back the old
pleasant sensations, but it don't. The teacher is not watching me now.
There is too little restraint, and the companion too who then assisted
in operating the gum business, and used to spit on her slate with such
elegance and abandon, and wipe it thoughtfully off with her apron, she
too is gone. One summer day when the little birds were pouring forth
their lay, and the little lambs were frisking on the green sward, and
yanking their tails athwart the ambient air, she lit out for the
great untried West with a grasshopper sufferer. The fluff and bloom
of existence for her too is gone. She bangs eternal punishment out of
thirteen consecutive children near Ogallalla, Nebraska, and wears out
her sweet girlish nature working up her husband's underclothes into a
rag carpet. It seems tough, but such is life.
MY TOMBSTONE MINE.
Camp on Alder Gulch, June 18, 1880.
|The general feeling of expectation and suspense which is the natural
result of recent mineral discoveries near to any mining town, is still
prevalent. If possible it is on the increase, and all the prevailing
indications of profound mystery are visible everywhere. There is a
general air of knowing something that other people do not. Almost every
man is hugging to his bosom a ponderous secret which is slowly crushing
him, while all his fellow men are trying to hold down the same secret.
Occasionally a man comes to me, takes my ear and wrapping it around his
arm two or three times so that I can't get away, he tells me that he
knows where there is the richest thing in America. Only he and his wife
and another man and his wife know where this wonderful wealth is to be
found.
He asks me to come into it so that capital will then be interested. I
agree to it and on the way to the camp I overtake the able-bodied men of
Wyoming, all of whom are trying in their poor, weak way to keep the same
secret.
Such is life.
Sometimes I think that perhaps I had better give up mining. I do not
seem to get the hang of the thing, somehow. All the claims I get hold of
are rich in nothing but assessments, while less deserving men catch on
to the bonanzas.
Once I located a vein which showed what I called good indications of a
permanent vein, staked it out under the United States law and went to
work on it. I paid out $11 for sharpening picks alone, in going down ten
feet to hold it. It was mighty hard quartz, but the lead grew wider and
better defined all the time till I got down ten feet and had an assay.
The assayer said that I had struck a marble quarry, but it was very
inferior marble after all. Besides I found afterward that it was owned
by Jay Gould and some other tender feet from New York.
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