Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary GemsNye, Bill
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Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
Nye, Bill
American wit and humor
Then I relocated the claim and called it The Marble-Top Cemetery Lode,
and went away. Probably if I had gone down on it, the ore would have
shown free milling tombstones and Power's Greek slaves and all that kind
of business, but I felt kind of depressed all the time while I was at
work on it. There was a kind of "Hark from the tombs a doleful sound,"
air about the whole mine.
Cummins City still booms. Building lots have gone up to $100 each. This
for a place where a few weeks ago the song of the coyote was heard
in the land, and where the valley of the river, and bald sides of the
rugged mountains were unscarred, is a good showing.
The magical power of a mineral excitement to transform the bleak prairie
and the rocky canyon into a thriving village at once, is something to
command our admiration and wonder.
Two months ago, I might say, the little village of Cummins City was
nothing but a little caucus of prairie dogs, and a ward meeting of
woodticks.
Now look at it. Opera houses, orphan asylums, hurdy-gurdies, churches,
barber shops, ice-cream saloons, dog-fights, musical _soirees_, spruce
gum, bowling-allies, salvation, and three card monte. Everything in fact
that the heart of man could yearn after.
As you drive up Euclid Avenue, you smell the tropical fragrance of
frying bacon, and hear the recorder of the district murmuring with a
profane murmur because his bread won't raise. Here and there along the
river bank, like a lot of pic-nickers, the guileless miners are panning
pounded quartz, or submitting their socks to the old process for freeing
them from decomposed quartzite, and nonargentiferous clayite. Flying
from the dome of the opera house is a red flannel shirt, while a pair
of corpulent drawers of the same ruddy complexion, is gathering all the
clear, bracing atmosphere of that locality.
As a picturesque tower on the roof of the Grand Central, the architect
has erected a minaret or donjon keep, which is made to represent a salt
barrel. So true to life is this new and unique design, that sometimes
the cattle which roam up and down Euclid Avenue, climb up on the mansard
roof of the Grand Central, and lick the salt off the donjon keep, and
fall over the battlements into the moated culverin, or stick their feet
through the roof and rattle the pay gravel into the custard pie and
cottage pudding.
Bill Root, the stage driver, went out there during the early days of the
camp, and with more or less red liquor stowed away among his vitals.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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