Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary GemsNye, Bill
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Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
Nye, Bill
American wit and humor
You Fou was held here on a telegram from Denver, until Monday, when she
was released on writ of _habeas corpus_. I went up to see how the writ
would work on a China woman. At first it 'didn't seem to catch on, but
after awhile it began to work on her all right; and eventually turned
her loose. But I wouldn't be a habeas corpus for $2 per day and board.
After being released on the writ, there being no warrant at that time,
counsel told Ah Say, who had You Fou in charge, that the best thing for
him to do would be to light out with great vehemence for some foreign
strand, as the Denver officer would be here Monday evening with the
required documents to take You Fou back to Denver. She was therefore
taken to the palatial residence of Hong Lee, on Second, near A street,
where she was rigged up in man's attire; but Sheriff Boswell stepped in,
and through the gauzy disguise he discovered You Fou.
He arrested her. She was bathed in tears. It was the first bath she
ever had. He took her and held her, figuratively speaking, until
another telegram announced that the requisition of the Governor was
countermanded, and You Fou lit out for her destination.
I shall write a little novelette next summer with this tale as a
foundation, and it will be a good thing. I am having the cuts made now
at a shoemaker shop here in town.
THE LOP-EARED LOVERS OF THE LITTLE LARAMIE.
CHAPTER I.--A TALE OF LOVE AND PARENTAL CUSSEDNESS.
|The scene opens with a landscape. In the foreground stands a house; but
there are no honeysuckles or Johnny-jump-ups clambering over the door;
there are no Columbines or bitter-sweets, or bachelors-buttons, clinging
lovingly to the eaves, and filling the air with fragrance. The reason
for this is, that it is too early in the spring for Columbines and
Johnny-jump-ups, at the time when our story opens, and they wouldn't grow
in that locality without irrigation, anyway. That is the reason that
these little adjuncts do not appear in the landscape.
But the scene is nevertheless worthy of a painter. The house,
especially, ought to be painted, and a light coat of the same article on
the front gate would improve its appearance materially. In the door of
the cottage stands a damsel, whose natural lovliness is enhanced 30
or 40 per cent, by a large oroide chain which encircles her swan-like
throat; and, as she shades her eyes with her alabaster hand, the gleam
of a gutta percha ring on her front finger tells the casual observer
that _she is engaged_.
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