Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary GemsNye, Bill
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Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
Nye, Bill
American wit and humor
Jutting out into the river south of Osceola, is a high, rocky promontory
called Cedar Point. Lonely and proud like a sentinel of the forgotten
past, there stands a tall cedar tree on this natural battlement, devoid
of foliage for some distance up the trunk.
This tree was the old mark that stood upon the dividing line between
the Chippewa and Sioux territory. Below it, in the water-worn rock, is
a large semi-circle, made by the action of the river, and this it was
stated had been the footprint of the horse upon which the Great Spirit
had ridden across the stream when he drew the line between these two
mighty nations, and set the tree upon it to show his children the
boundary between their respective territories. This was the Indian Mason
and Dixon's line.
What a wild, weird suggestion of the crude legislation and amateur
statesmanship of these two nations rises up before me as I write, and
how I yearn to go into the details and try to enter the free-for-all
contest and match a bob-tail Caucasian lie against these moss-grown
prevarications of the red-man.
At Stillwater, my first wild impulse was to visit the State
Penitentiary.
When I go into a new place I register my name at the most expensive
hotel, and after visiting the newspaper offices I hunt up the
penitentiary, if there be one, and if not, I go to the cooler. I do not
go there under duress, as the facetious reader might suggest, but I
go there voluntarily to see how the criminal business of the place is
looking.
We went to the warden's office, and talked with him a little while,
showed him that we were not loaded with giant powder and cross-cut saws,
and then we were placed in charge of an usher, and sent through the
building to view the mighty manufacturing interests that are carried
on inside, where the striped criminals silently and doggedly are moving
about at their varied occupations.
After awhile I got gloomy and began to whistle one of my tearful
refrains in G. The usher told me to please put up my whistle, and I
did so, partly to gratify him and partly because he had a temporary
advantage over me. Most every one who has heard me whistle seems glad
that his lines have fallen in such pleasant places; but this man, as I
afterward learned, did not know the first principle of music. He groped
along through life without knowing the difference between a symphony in
B, and the low, sad song of the twilight cat.
Pretty soon we came to three men whose faces attracted my attention.
They were the Younger brothers. Their faces were easy of identification
from the resemblance to wood cuts published at the time of their
capture. I stood silently looking at them for some time.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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