Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary GemsNye, Bill
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Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
Nye, Bill
American wit and humor
|In an old number of _Harper's Magazine_, will be found a little poem
upon the subject of Joseph, the chief of the Nez Perces. There is a kind
of mellow and subdued heroic light cast over the final defeat of
this great North American horse thief, which is in perfectly pleasing
harniony with the New England idea of the noble unlettered relic of a
defunct race. This soft-voiced poet, who probably knows about as much of
the true occidental pig-stealer, as the latter does about the Electoral
College, starts out this little brass-mounted epic in the following
elegant style of prevarication:=
```From the northern desolation,
```Comes the cry of exultation,
``It has ended--he has yielded, and the stubborn fight won.
```Let the nation in its glory,
```Bow with shame before the story
``Of the hero it has ruined, and the evil it has done.=
It is too true that here in the wild West people haven't the advantages
that are accorded to the East, and in our uncouth ignorance, and meager
facilities for obtaining information, we are, no doubt, too prone to
ascribe to the hostile inebriate of the plains a character which
does not compare very favorably with the boss hero in the poem hereto
attached, and marked "Exhibit A." But the people on the frontier should
not set themselves up to judge what they know nothing of. Why should
frontiersmen, without colleges, without observatories, without
telescopes, or logarithms, or protoplasms, or spectroscopes, or
heliotropes, how should they, I ask, who can lay no claim to anything
but that they are poor, unsophisticated, grasshopper sufferers; with
nothing to refer to but the naked facts--the ruins of their desolated
homes, and the ghastly, mutilated corpses of their wives and
children--try to compete with the venerable philosophers who live
where the Patent Office reports are made, and within the shadow of
the building in which the _Illustrated Police Gazette_ and other such
reliable authorities have their birth, and in which are illustrated with
graphic skill, the Indian raids of the border, using the same old cut
which is taken from the "Death of Captain Cook," to illustrate every
Indian outbreak from Nebraska to Oregon.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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