Looking at the signature on the check itself, I found it to be that of
Mrs. James Wexford, of this city. Knowing Mr. Wexford, a wealthy and
influential publisher here, I asked him today if he knew anything about
this matter. He said that all he knew about it was that his wife had a
separate bank account, and had asked him several months ago what was the
use of all the blank space on the back of a check, and why it couldn't
be used for correspondence with the remittee. Mr. Wexford said he'd bet
$500 that his wife had been using her checks that way, for he said
he never knew of a woman who could possibly pay postage on a note,
remittance or anything else unless every particle of the surface had
been written over in a wild, delirious, three-story hand. Later on I
found that he was right about it. His wife had been sassing the grocer
and the butter-man on the back of her checks. Thus ended the great bank
mystery.
I will close this letter with a little incident the story of which
may not be so startling, but it is true. It is a story of child faith.
Johnny Quinlan, of Evanston, has the most wonderful confidence in the
efficacy of prayer, but he thinks that prayer does not succeed unless
it is accompanied with considerable physical strength. He believes
that adult prayer is a good thing, but doubts the efficacy of juvenile
prayer.
He has wanted a Jersey cow for a good while, and tried prayer, but
it didn't seem to get to the central office. Last year he went to a
neighbor who is a Christian and believer in the efficacy of prayer, also
the owner of a Jersey cow.
"Do you believe that prayer will bring me a yaller Jersey cow?" said
Johnny.
"Why, yes, of course. Prayer will remove mountains; it will do anything.
"Well, then, suppose you give me the cow you've got and pray for another
one."
A FATHER'S LETTER
|MY DEAR SOX: We got your last letter some three days ago. It found us
all moderately well though not very frisky. Your letters now days are
getting quite pretty as regards penmanship. You are certainly going
to develop into a fine penman your mother thinks. She says that if you
improve as fast in your writing next year as you have last, you will
soon be writing for the papers.
In my mind's eye I can see you there in your room practicing for a long
time on a spiral spring which you make with your pen. I believe you
call it the whole arm movement. I think you got the idea from me. You
remember I used to have a whole arm movement that I introduced into our
family along in the summer of '69. You was at that time trying to learn
to swim. Once or twice the neighbors brought you home with your lungs
full of river water and your ears full of coarse sand. We pumped you dry
several times, but it did not wean you from the river, so I introduced
the whole arm movement, one day and used it from that on in what you
would call our curric kulum. It worked well.
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