These residences were hardly gothic in style, being extremely
rectangular, with a tendency toward the more modern dry-goods box. It
is believed by abler men than I am, men who could believe more in two
minutes than I could believe in a lifetime if I had nothing else to do,
that those houses contained about thirty-eight apartments on the first
floor and nineteen on the second. These apartments were separated by
some kind of cheap and transitory partition, which could not stand
the climatic changes, and so has gone to decay; but these Indians were
determined to have their rooms separated in some way, for they were very
polite and decorous to a fault. No Aztec gentleman would emerge from his
room until he had completed his toilet, if it cost him his position.
I once heard of an Aztec who lived away down in old Mexico somewhere
several centuries ago and who was the pink of politeness. He wore
full-dress winter and summer, the whole year round, and studied a large
work on etiquette every evening. At night he would undress himself by
unhooking the german-silver ring from his nose and hanging it on the
back of a chair.
One night a young man from the capital, named Ozone, or something like
that, a relative of the Montezumas, came over to stay a week or two with
this Aztec dude. As a good joke he slipped in and nipped the nose-ring
of his friend just to see if he would so far violate the proprieties as
to appear at breakfast time without it.
Morning came and the dude awoke to find the bright rays of a Mexican sun
streaming in through his casement. He rose, and, bathing himself in a
gourd, he looked on the back of the chair for his clothing, but it was
not there. A cold perspiration broke out all over him. He called for
assistance, but no one came. He called again and again, louder and still
more loud, but help came not. He went to the casement and looked out
upon the plaza. The plaza did not turn away. A Mexican plaza is not
easily dashed.
He called till he was hoarse, but all was still in the house. Hollow
echoes alone came back to him to mock him.
At night, when the rest of the household returned from a protracted
picnic in the distant hills, young Ozone ascended the ladder which he
carried with him in a shawl-strap, and entering the room of the Aztec
dude gave him the nosering with a hearty laugh, but, alas! he was
greeted with the wild, piercing shriek of a maniac robbed of his
clothing; the man had suffered such mental tortures during the long,
long day, that when night came, reason tottered on her throne. It is
said that he never regained his faculties, but would always greet his
visitors with a wild forty-cent shriek and bury his face in his hands.
His friends tried to get him into society again, but he could not be
prevailed upon to go. He seemed to be afraid that he would be shocked
in some way, or that some one might take advantage of him and read an
immoral poem to him.
IN THE SOUTH
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