For this reason, if for no other, members of the cabinet, senators,
representatives, judges and heads of departments cannot be too careful
in their daily walk and conversation. Unconsciously they are molding the
customs, the manners, and the styles of dress which are to become the
customs, the manners, and the dress of a whole race. If I could to-day
take our statesmen all apart, not so much for the purpose of examining
their works, but so that we could be alone and talk this matter over
by ourselves, I would strive in my poor, weak, faltering way to impress
upon them the awful responsibility which rests upon them not only as
polite and fluent conversationalists, classical and courteous debators.
speaking pieces for the benefit of future conventions, of referring to
each other as liars, traitors, thieves, deserters, bummers, beats, and
great moral abscesses on the body politic; rehearsing campaign speeches
in congress at an expense of $20 per day each, and meantime obstructing
wholesome tariff legislation, but as the conservators of etiquette,
statesmanship, and morality for a race of people the great responsibility
for whose welfare still rests upon us as a nation.
Only the day before yesterday I saw a thin, wiry, and colored gentleman
pawing around in an ash barrel for something, and I waited to see what
he was after. He resurrected a sad and dejected plug hat, and, though it
was not half so good as the one he wore, he seemed much pleased with
it and put it on. I ventured to ask him why he had done so without
improving his appearance, and he said that for a long time he had been
looking for a hat which would highten the resemblance which people had
often noticed and remarked in days gone by, both in person, sah, and
general carriage, walk, and conversation, sah, also in the matter of
clear cut and logical life sentences, as existing between himself, sah,
and Senator Evarts, sah. He believed that he had struck it, sah.
As spring warms up the air about Washington the heating apparatus of
the capitol building begins to relax its interest, and now you can visit
most any part of the stately pile without being scrambled in your own
embonpoint. Last winter I heard Senator Frye of Maine make his great
tariff speech, and although there was nothing, about the speech itself
which seemed to evolve much exercise or industry--for it was the same
speech in every essential quality that I have heard every November since
I began to take an interest in politics--the perspiration ran down his
face in small washouts and sweatlets and fell in the arena with a mellow
plunk.
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