The feeling against arduous spirits in the United States Navy is
certainly on the increase, and the day is not far distant when alcohol
in a free state will only be used in the arts, sciences, music,
literature and the drama.
The Richmond is a large but buoyant vessel painted black. It has a front
stairway hanging over the balcony, and the latch-string to the
front door was hanging cheerily out as we drew alongside. During an
engagement, however, on the approach of the enemy, the front stairs
are pulled up and the latch-string is pulled in, while the commanding
officer makes the statement, "April Fool" through a speaking-trumpet to
the chagrined and infuriated foe.
The Richmond is a veteran of the late war, a war which no one ever
regretted more than I did; not so much because of the bloodshed and
desolation it caused at the time, but on account of the rude remarks
since made to those who did not believe in the war and whose feelings
have been repeatedly hurt by reference to it since the war closed.
The guns of the Richmond are muzzle-loaders, _i.e._, the load or charge
of ammunition is put into the other or outer end of the gun instead
of the inner extremity or base of the gun, as is the case with the
breech-loader. The breech-loader is a great improvement on the old style
gun, making warfare a constant source of delirious joy now, whereas in
former times in case of a naval combat during a severe storm, the
man who went outside the ship to load the gun, while it was raining,
frequently contracted pneumonia.
Modern guns are made with breeches, which may be easily removed during
a fight and replaced when visitors come on board. A sort of grim humor
pervades the above remark.
The Richmond is about to sail away to China. I do not know why she
is going to China but presume she does not care to be here during the
amenities, antipathies and aspersions of a Presidential campaign. A
man-of-war would rather make some sacrifices generally than to get into
trouble.
I must here say that I would rather be captured by our naval officers
than by any other naval officers I have ever seen. The older officers
were calm and self-possessed during my visit on board both the Richmond
and Atlanta, and the young fellows are as handsome as a steel engraving.
While gazing on them as they proudly trod the quarter deck or any
other deck that needed it, I was proud of my sex, and I could not help
thinking that had I been an unprotected but beautiful girl, hostile to
the United States, I could have picked out five or six young men
there to either of whom I would be glad to talk over the details of an
armistice. I could not help enjoying fully my hospitable treatment by
the officers above referred to after having been only a little while
before rudely repulsed and most cruelly snubbed by a haughty young
cotton-sock broker in a New York store.
When will people ever learn that the way to have fun with me is to treat
me for the time being as an equal?
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