Its fences are of pie crust
And its houses built of buns,
With frosted roofs and raisins
On the most important ones.
Bunbury has fine doughnut trees
Beside a chocolate fountain,
And just outside the town you’ll find
A giant layer cake mountain.
Its people are too cunning
And too sweet for any use;
There’s spry Pop Over, Johnny Cake
And dainty Charlotte Russe.
The moon’s a muffin, and the sun
A hot cake warm and mellow.
Its gentle rays make Bunbury folk
A tempting brownish yellow!
And when it snows, marshmallow
Covers everything with icing—
The houses, and the people, too,
Look even more enticing.
Bunbury’s folk oft gather round
Ye Coffee Ring, and tell
The news about young Johnny Cake—
Who’s courting Patty Shell!
[Illustration]
Bunbury’s vaults are filled with gems
For Hun Bun, the bun boy king.
He has gems to burn (but doesn’t)
Burnt gems are not the thing.
The reason why this little town
So gay and sweet and nice is
Because each cake and cooky there
Was raised on Dr. Price’s!
Now one day as the cooky clock
In taffy tower tolled,
Flap Jack, the King’s own messenger
Into the castle rolled.
“Your Bunship!” puffed the little Jack,
“I bring surprising news!
There is a little lad near here
Too skinny for his shoes.
“He will not eat his breakfast
And he will not eat his lunch.
He’s lost his taste for baseball
And completely lost his punch!”
[Illustration]
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FLAP JACKS
(_see illustration below_)
1¾ cups flour
½ teaspoon salt
3 teaspoons Dr. Price’s Baking Powder
2 eggs
1½ cups milk
1 tablespoon shortening
Sift dry ingredients together; add beaten eggs, milk and melted
shortening; mix well. Bake on hot, slightly greased griddle until
bubbles appear; turn over quickly and brown other side. Serve
immediately on hot plate with plenty of butter and syrup or butter and
cinnamon mixed with sugar.
Makes 24 flap jacks.
FLAP JACKS WITH RICE
1 cup boiled rice
1 cup milk
1 tablespoon melted shortening
½ teaspoon salt
1 egg
1 cup flour
4 teaspoons Dr. Price’s Baking Powder
Mix rice, milk, shortening, salt and well-beaten egg; stir in flour and
baking powder which have been sifted together; mix well, adding more
milk if necessary to make a soft batter. Bake on hot, slightly greased
griddle until bubbles appear; turn over quickly and brown other side.
Serve immediately on hot plate with plenty of butter and syrup or butter
and cinnamon mixed with sugar.
Makes 24 flap jacks.
_All measurements are level_
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