_March 26th._ I must speak about the examinations before I forget it. What a clubby time we had of it. I got in a trifle wrong at the start on account of my sociable nature. You know, I thought it was a sort of a farewell reception given by the officers and the C.P.O.'s to the men departing after their twenty-one days in Probation, so the first thing I did when I went in was to shake hands with an Ensign, who I thought was receiving. He got rid of my hand with the same briskness that one removes a live coal from one's person. The whole proceeding struck me as being a sort of charity bazaar. People were wandering around from booth to booth, in a pleasant sociable manner, passing a word here and sitting down there in the easiest-going way imaginable. Leaving the Ensign rather abruptly, I attached myself to the throng and started in search of ice cream and cake. This brought me up at a table where there was a very pleasant looking C.P.O. holding sway, and with him I thought I would hold a few words. What was my horror on hearing him snap out in a very crusty manner: "How often do you change your socks?" This is a question I allow no man to ask me. It is particularly objectionable. "Why, sir," I replied, "don't you think you are slightly overstepping the bounds of good taste? One does not even jest about such totally personal matters, ye know." Then rising, I was about to walk away without even waiting for his reply, but he called me back and handed me my paper, on which he had written "Impossible" and underlined it. The next booth I visited seemed to be a little more hospitable, so I sat down with the rest of the fellows and prepared to talk of the events of the past twenty-one days. "How many Articles are there?" suddenly asked a C.P.O. who hitherto had escaped my attention. "Twelve," I replied promptly, thinking I might just as well play the game, too. "What are they based on?" he almost hissed, but not quite. "The Constitution of these United States," I cried in a loud, public-spirited voice, at which the C.P.O. choked and turned dangerously red. It seems that not only was I not quite right, but that I couldn't have been more wrong. "Go," he gasped, "before I do you some injury." A very peculiar man, I thought, but, nevertheless, his heart seemed so set on my going that I thought it would be best for us to part. "I am sure I do not wish to force myself upon you," I said icily as I left. The poor man appeared to be on the verge of having a fit. "Do you want to tie some knots?" asked a kind-voiced P.O. at the next booth. "Crazy about it," says I, easy like. "Then tie some," says he. So I tied a very pretty little knot I had learned at the kindergarten some years ago and showed it to him. "What's that?" says he. "That," replies I coyly. "Why, that is simply a True Lover's knot. Do you like it?"