For a little while the uproar still continued, mingled now with sharp
calls to order and appeals for silence; then, diminishing gradually,
died away into the light rustle of many wings. Then a magpie was seen to
rise briskly to his feet; his dark eye rolled roguishly, as he unfolded
with his beak a huge sheet of paper scribbled all over with writing and
read out in a dry, rasping voice—
“We, Clerk of the Court, &c., &c., do hereby certify that the
appellants, to wit M. Narcisse Tourtereau and his consort, Mme. Virginie
Tourtereau or Colombelle, have duly appeared before us and deponed that
the said appellants, cohabiting near by the messuage whereat the Owls,
man and wife, have taken up their abode, are nightly awakened by the
clamours, complaints, moans, groans, and quarrels of the aforesaid Owls,
who, instead of sleeping in their beds during the interval of time
falling betwixt sunset and sunrise, as do all the other birds, do choose
these selfsame hours, that are customarily devoted to repose, for
robbing and murdering and maliciously and mischievously disturbing their
neighbours’ night’s rest by reason of unseemly and uncouth noises.—I
have spoken.”
The magpie flirted his tail four times in token of satisfaction at his
own performance, snapped up a gnat to clear his throat, and, resuming
his seat, devoted himself to an endless succession of smiles directed to
the feminine portion of his audience. An approving murmur greeted the
conclusion of the statement of accusation.
Then, after a few moments of disorder, which was promptly checked, “Caw!
caw!” went the raven, with a fine attempt at seriousness, his great
round-eyed spectacles perched on his nose; then, turning to the owl, he
lisped in an affected voice—
“The word is with you; the Court will hear you in your own defence.”
Never, never had the birds enjoyed so laughable a spectacle before, as
they beheld the fowl of night step forward, looking oh! so awkward and
uncouth, with such a heavy hang-dog air! His great eyes rolled in his
head, he stumbled at every step, while behind his back grimaced his
shadow, mimicking every movement of his neck as it jerked in and out,
first short, then long, like the barrels of an opera-glass.
A wild spasm of merriment seized the vast concourse at sight of the
grotesque creature, and tomtits, linnets, birds of every sort and kind,
broke into a frantic peal of mirth.
“Silence in the Court!” shrieked the magpie.
But laughter is infectious. Quickly it extended to the lower ledges of
the rock, where the spectators sat half hidden from each other in the
semi-darkness, and the mighty cliff shook as if lashed by a hurricane.
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