Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 60, No. 373, November 1846Various
History
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 60, No. 373, November 1846
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
"'The Signora,' said Mr Bingo. 'Fine woman. Grass though. Decidedly
grass. All flesh is, you know.' And with this remark the mimic resumed
his tumbler.
"The Signora turned her dark lustrous eyes upon Silas, and instantly
encountered his ardent and devoted gaze. She did not shrink from it;
true love never does, for it is always bold if not happy; but she grew a
shade paler as she accepted that involuntary homage, and, with a
graceful wave of her hand, she sunk upon a calico sofa.
"'The sassengers is dished!' said the pudding-faced servant-maid; and
the whole party, now increased by the addition of Mr Jonas Fitzjunk, who
did the nautical heroes, and Whang Gobretsjee Jeehohupsejee, the Brahmin
conjurer, who talked English with a strong Aberdeen accent, besides one
or two other notables, adjourned to the supper-room.
"'Signora, sassenger?' said Mr Grindlejerkin.
"'If you pleases; underdone and graveyless,' replied the beautiful
foreigner.
"'Oh, that I were that sausage, that so I might touch those ripe and
tempting lips!' thought Silas, as he reached across the Brahmin for the
pickles.
"'Can the buddy no tak' a care!' cried Jeehohupsejee; 'fat's he gauen to
dee wi' the wee joug?'
"'Hush, conjurer!' cried Bingo. 'Eat. Swallow. That's your sort. Life is
short. Victuals become cold.'
"'Mr Grindlejerkin!' screamed the helpmate of that gentleman suddenly
from the lower end of the table. 'Mr Grindlejerkin! I wish you would
come here and stop Mr Fitzjunk from winking at me!'
"'Mr Fitzjunk!' thundered the Master of the Ring, 'do you know, sir,
that that lady has the honour to be my wife? What do you mean by this
conduct, sir? How dare you wink?'
"'Avast there, messmate!' said Fitzjunk, who always spoke as if he were
in command of a Battersea steamer. 'Avast there! None of your
fresh-water and loblolly-boy terms, if you please. Shiver my binnacle,
if things haven't come to a pretty pass, when an old British sailor
can't throw out a signal of distress to one of the prettiest craft that
ever showed her sky-scrapers where Neptune's billows roll!'
"'Oh, Mr Fitzjunk! but you _did_ wink at me!' said Mrs Grindlejerkin,
considerably mollified by the compliment.
"'I knows I did,' replied the representative of the British navy. 'The
more by token, as how I ha'n't got nothing here to stow away into my
locker; so I shut up one deadlight twice, and burned a blue fire for a
cargo of pettitoes to heave to.'
"'Was that all, sir?' said Mr Grindlejerkin, still rather sternly.
"'Ay, ay, sir!' replied the tar.
"'Then I shall be happy to drown all unkindness in a pot of porter,
sir.'
"'Good!' said Mr Bingo, 'Right. Harmony preserved. Glad to join you. Cup
of existence. Gall at bottom.'
"'I beg your pardink, sir,' said the Signora looking full at Silas, who
was seated exactly opposite--'I beg your pardink, sir, but vos you
pleased to vish anythink?'
"'No, lady!' replied Silas blushing scarlet. 'No, lady, not I--That
is--'
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