Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 67, No. 416, June 1850 — John Shaqi
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 67, No. 416, June 1850Various
General
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 67, No. 416, June 1850
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
"Beautiful Black Peasantry, who have fallen idle, and have
got the Devil at your elbow; interesting White Felonry, who
are not idle, but have enlisted into the Devil's regiments of
the line,--know that my benevolence for you is comparatively
trifling! What I have of that divine feeling is due to others,
not to you. A universal Sluggard-and-Scoundrel Protection
Society is not the one I mean to institute in these times, where
so much wants protection, and is sinking to sad issues for want
of it! The scoundrel needs no protection. The scoundrel that
_will_ hasten to the gallows, why not rather clear the way for
him? Better he reach _his_ goal and outgate by the natural
proclivity, than be so expensively dammed up and detained,
poisoning everything as he stagnates and meanders along, to
arrive at last a hundred times fouler, and swollen a hundred
times bigger! Benevolent men should reflect on this.--And you
Quashee, my pumpkin,--(not a bad fellow either, this poor
Quashee, when tolerably guided!)--idle Quashee, I say you must
get the Devil _sent away_ from your elbow, my poor dark friend!
In this world there will be no existence for you otherwise. No,
not as the brother of your folly will I live beside you. Please
to withdraw out of my way, if I am not to contradict your folly
and amend it, and put it in the stocks if it will not amend. By
the Eternal Maker! it is on that footing alone that you and I
can live together. And if you had respectable traditions dated
from beyond Magna Charta, or from beyond the Deluge, to the
contrary, and written sheepskins that would thatch the face of
the world,--behold I, for one individual, do not believe said
respectable traditions, nor regard said written sheepskins,
except as things which you, till you grow wiser, will believe.
Adieu, Quashee; I will wish you better guidance than you have
had of late."
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