Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 67, No. 416, June 1850Various
General
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 67, No. 416, June 1850
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
a group as that on the Scamandre is a mine to a shrewd observer. Mr
Smith kept his eyes and ears wide open, as is his wont, and little
escaped him. We select the following specimen of his strictures on
foreign habits.
"I should be very sorry to class foreigners, generally, as a
dirty set of people when left to themselves; but I fear there
is too much reason to suppose that (in how many cases out of
ten I will refrain from saying) a disrelish for a good honest
plunging wash is one of their chief attributes. It requires but
very little experience, in even their best hotels, to come to
this conclusion. I do not mean in those houses where an influx
of English has imposed the necessity of providing large jugs,
baths, and basins; but in the equally leading establishments
patronised chiefly by themselves. In these, one still perceives
the little pie-dish and milk-jug, the scanty doily-looking
towel, and the absence of a soap dish; whilst it would be
perfectly futile to ask for anything further. So, on board
the Scamandre, this opinion was not weakened. They dipped a
corner of a little towel, not in the basin, but in the stream
that trickled from the cistern as slowly as vinegar from any
oyster-shop cruet, and dabbed their face about with it. Then
they messed about a little with their hands; and then, having
given a long time to brushing their hair, they had a cigarette
instead of a tooth brush, and their toilet was complete. This
description does not only apply to the Scamandre passengers, but
to the majority of their race, whom I afterwards encountered
about the Mediterranean."
We have a vivid recollection of the consternation of an amiable
and numerous French family, in whose house a friend of ours once
was domiciled, on finding that he each morning required, for his
personal use, more fresh water than sufficed for their entire daily
consumption, internal and external. Doubtless the worthy people
indulged, every eight days or so, in a warm bath; but they had no
notion of such a thing as diurnal ablutions above the waist or
below the chin, and they shrugged and grinned monstrously at the
eccentricity of the Englishman who commenced the day by a general
sluice, whereas they rarely thought of washing even their fingers
till they dressed for their ante-prandial promenade. And when our
friend was laid up, some time later, with a smart twinge of gout,
provoked by too liberal use of a very different liquid from water,
the entire family, from the elderly father down to the youngest of
the precocious juveniles, gave it as their unqualified opinion,
that the ailment proceeded from their inmate's rash and obstinate
indulgence in the ungenial and, in their opinion, extremely
superfluous element.
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