Blackwood's Edinburgh magazine, Vol. 71, No. 439, May, 1852Various
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Blackwood's Edinburgh magazine, Vol. 71, No. 439, May, 1852
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
If it means adherence to the principles of the Constitution, love of
social order, and regard for the welfare of the general body of the
people, we fear that we must deny the name to a good many of those who
claim it.
One miserable feature in the conduct of some of these _soi-disant_
Liberal candidates, especially the new ones, is their extreme avidity to
swallow any pledge that may be proposed, provided that, by so doing,
they can secure the suffrages of some inconsiderable fraction of the
electors. Their addresses are not deliberate expositions of their own
formed opinions, but are framed upon another and very liberal principle.
They endeavour to ascertain the points of doctrine which are supposed to
be the most popular with the constituency whom they are ambitious to
represent, and they issue their manifestoes accordingly. If anything has
been omitted, or if they have not gone far enough, an opportunity is
usually afforded them to make up for that deficiency at the first
meeting of the electors—so called by courtesy, for in many cases there
are not half-a-dozen electors, besides those on the platform, in the
room. Such meetings are invariably attended by the busy-bodies of the
place—radical cobblers, church-rate martyrs, philosophical barbers, and
perhaps one or two specimens of that most loathsome of all animals, the
dirty dandy. Here the candidate is expected to go through his facings,
and to answer every question which insolence can suggest, or ignorance
render unintelligible. No matter:—as our friend is a member of the
“Liberal party,” he can safely expand his conscience to any extent which
may be required; and the decisive and prompt manner in which he
frequently disposes of the most knotty points of social and political
economy, is delightful and edifying. Without ever having read a single
page on the subject, he is quite ready to reconstruct the Currency, and
pledges himself to bring in a bill to that effect, at the request of a
snuffy dealer in gingerbread, who never had credit for five pounds in
his life, and who has just made application for a _cessio bonorum_. An
individual in fustian, evidently in the last stage of _delirium
tremens_, after a hiccupped harangue on ecclesiastical rapacity, demands
from him his thoughts upon Church Establishments in general; and the
liberal candidate at once undertakes to have them all suppressed. If his
opinions on the subject of National Education are somewhat vague, the
fault lies with the respectable non-elector, who could not frame his
question so as to render it intelligible. To one earnest inquirer—a
carrier—he promises an entire and compulsory stoppage of Sunday trains.
To another—a publican—he pledges himself to remove the excise duties
from British spirits. To a third—a cabman—he indicates his resolution of
commencing a violent onslaught on the Customs, so that “the poor man’s
tobacco” may be no longer smoked under a sense of injustice. Of course
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