number of hares as would annihilate agriculture; or they must, as some
of them certainly do, assert their right to cut off a branch of creation
from the earth. The argument for field sports lies midway between
unrestricted multiplicity and total extermination. Now, surely it is
better that a grouse should have its lease of life and enjoyment, and
afterwards be swiftly shot down for the use of man, than that there
should be no grouse at all. Your modern advocate for total clearance is,
in fact, as gross a barbarian as the brute who deliberately sets his
foot upon a nest of eggs, for the avowed purpose of preventing so much
development of animal existence. He is, in heart at least, a
chick-murderer. He opposes himself to the economy of creation; and
would, on his own responsibility, make a new arrangement of the zoology
of the globe, on principles entirely his own.
It would be a great relief to us if those Homeridæ, who have been
screaming satirical panegyrics on Macwheedle beneath our window, for the
last hour or two, would withdraw themselves and their minstrelsy. Such
canorous vagabonds do a great deal of mischief. The satirified
individual, who is, in reality, a very poor creature, suddenly finds
himself swelled into importance, by being chaunted ironically in the
streets; and is apt to imbibe the notion that he is, after all, a fit
and proper person to be returned to Parliament. So far as we have been
able to gather the meaning of the words, these effusions seem to be
couched in the veriest doggrel; but, for all that, they are emanations
from the popular mind, symptomatic of the coming result of the poll, and
we so receive them. Against Macwheedle we are ready to lay any manner of
odds, for no minstrel’s throat, as yet, has vibrated decidedly in his
praise. We hope, however, that the shilling, which we willingly tender,
may procure us immunity, for an hour or two, from this hideous irruption
of song.
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