Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 64, No. 393, July 1848Various
History
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 64, No. 393, July 1848
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
Being an American woman, of course she was tall, and straight and
slim as a hickory sapling, well formed withal, with rounded bust,
and neck white and slender as the swan's. Her features were small,
but finely chiselled; and in this, it may be remarked, the lower
orders of the American women differ from, and far surpass the same
class in England, or elsewhere, where the features, although far
prettier, are more vulgar and commonplace. She had the bright blue
eye, thin nose, and small but sweetly-formed mouth, the too fair
complexion and dark brown hair, which characterise the beauty of the
Anglo-American, the heavy masses (hardly curls) which fell over her
face and neck contrasting with their polished whiteness. Such was
Mary Brand: and to her good looks being added a sweet disposition,
and all the good qualities of a thrifty housewife, it must be
allowed that she fully justified the eulogiums of the good people of
Memphis.
Well, to cut a love-story short, in the which not a little moral
courage is shown, young La Bonté fell desperately in love with
the pretty Mary, and she with him; and small blame to her, for he
was a proper lad of twenty--six feet in his moccassins--the best
hunter and rifle-shot in the country, with many other advantages too
numerous to mention. But when did the course, &c. e'er run smooth?
When the affair had become a recognised "courting," (and Americans
alone know the horrors of such prolonged purgatory,) they became,
to use La Bonté's words, "awful fond," and consequently about once
a-week had their tiffs and makes-up.
However, on one occasion, at a "husking," and during one of these
tiffs, Mary, every inch a woman, to gratify some indescribable
feeling, brought to her aid jealousy--that old serpent who has
caused such mischief in this world; and by a flirtation over the
corn-cobs with Big Pete, La Bonté's former and only rival, struck
so hard a blow at the latter's heart, that on the moment his brain
caught fire, blood danced before his eyes, and he became like one
possessed. Pete observed and enjoyed his struggling emotion--better
for him had he minded his corn-shelling alone; and the more to annoy
his rival, paid the most sedulous attention to the pretty Mary.
Young La Bonté stood it as long as human nature, at boiling heat,
could endure; but when Pete, in the exultation of his apparent
triumph, crowned his success by encircling the slender waist of the
girl with his arm, and snatched a sudden kiss, he jumped upright
from his seat, and seizing a small whisky-keg which stood in the
centre of the corn-shellers, he hurled it at his rival, and crying
to him, hoarse with passion, "to follow if he was a man," he left
the house.
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