Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851Various
History
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
ecstasy of terror, bolted the door, threw up the window, and screamed
lustily for the police. But the police were not one whit more to be
relied upon than their neighbours, for they only nodded and laughed,
but did not budge a foot; and instead of collaring the scoundrels,
who were by this time swarming round the doors, they accosted them
as excellent friends and beloved brethren, and drank their very good
healths, and success to them, out of pots of beer which some of the
servants had supplied. When Philip Baboon saw that, he knew it was all
up with him; so, having caught up as many valuables as he could well
carry, he even stole down the back staircase, and made off, leaving his
family to shift for themselves as they best could. In fact, the fright
which he got had altogether upset his reason. He skulked about the
woods for several days, assuming all sorts of disguises, and sleeping
at night in barns; and at length crossed the ferry and landed on Squire
Bull's estate, as cold and tattered as a scarecrow.
As for Philip's house, after he left it, it became a regular bedlam.
The doors were thrown wide open, and every tatterdemalion on the estate
rushed in, whooping, hallooing, and yelling, as though they had been
at Donnybrook fair. First, they broke open Philip's cellar, and helped
themselves to his best wines and spirits; next, they went up to the
bedrooms, smoked in the beds, and committed divers other abominations
which it is not needful to detail; then, they took his best furniture,
heaved it out of the windows, and made a bonfire of it in the court.
In short, they acted for some time like regular madmen--the servants
standing by and looking on, but not daring to interfere. Indeed, it was
questionable what right they had to interfere, if they were never so
willing to do it; for the estate was now without an owner, and the mob
had sworn a most horrible oath, that no one of the blood of Charles or
Philip Baboon should again set foot within the property. However, some
of the wiser and steadier of the old servants saw plainly enough that
these disorders must be put a stop to in some way or other, and that
the house at all events must be cleared of the rabble; "otherwise,"
thought they, "it will be burned to the ground, or thoroughly gutted,
and in that case there is little chance that our boxes can escape." So
they issued an order that everybody should leave the house, thanking,
at the same time, in the most polite terms, the exceedingly respectable
gentlemen who had taken the trouble to assist them in getting rid of
old Philip. Then it was that they got a sufficient taste of the quality
of the fellows with whom they had to deal. No sooner was the order
posted up in the different rooms than it was torn down, amidst the
hooting of the mob, who swore that they were the sole proprietors of
the estate and the house, and everything in it, and that they would
not submit to be dictated to by a parcel of superannuated lackeys
and footmen.
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