Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851Various
History
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
Nay, it was enough to make the hair of any respectable
tradesman turn grey on the spot to hear the language which they used.
They said that no man had a right to keep any property to himself, but
that every one was entitled by the laws of nature to help himself to
whatever he fancied. They averred that the boy of all work, who swept
out the shop of a morning and ran the errands, was entitled to demand
a half share of all his master's profits; and these damnable heresies,
they said, they were determined to enforce in future. So you may easily
conceive the taking in which all people were on the estate who had a
Sunday's suit of clothes, a stick of furniture, or, mayhap, a bag of
money.
In short, matters proceeded from bad to worse, and at last became so
intolerable that three or four of the old servants, who had contrived
to keep a garret to themselves, sent for one Budge, who had been chief
constable in Philip Baboon's time, and told him plainly that, unless
he could assist them in turning out this villanous crew, everything
must necessarily go to wreck and ruin. Budge was an old soldier, who
had seen service--a devilish determined kind of fellow when he took any
job in hand, and not at all in the habit of sticking at trifles. It was
more than whispered that, if Philip Baboon had not lost head altogether
at the first brush, but been capable of giving orders, Budge would have
stood by him; and such was his influence over the police that there is
no saying what might have been the result.
As it was, he heard them to the end without uttering a word, and then,
taking the pipe from his mouth, and knocking out the ashes on the hob,
he delivered himself in the following oracular fashion:--
"Harkye, mounseers! If so be as how you want the job done, and them
raff utterly scomfished, I'm the man that can do it. The force will
stick to me, because I sticks to the force. Moreover, they knows by
this time that there ain't no chance of their getting their pay so long
as this shindy is allowed. They're ready, and I'm ready. Only this--I
is to be allowed to do as I likes. I takes my orders from you, and them
orders is to be, that I may shoot, hang, or blow up every scoundrel who
stands in my way. Them's my terms; and the sooner you puts it down on
black and white the better!"
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