Bridge, at which stall the aforesaid Armenian was wont to eat apples,
and to which Mr Borrow occasionally repaired--for what purpose, does
the reader think? Why--simply to read the history of Moll Flanders, a
copy of which enticing work the old woman had in her possession!! This
excellent creature, when Mr Borrow first knew her, was a receiver of
stolen goods, and, in fact, hinted that, if Lavengro could pick up in
the course of his peregrinations any stray handkerchiefs, she would be
happy to give the highest available price for the same. There is some
awful trash about her conversion having taken place in consequence of
this copy of Moll being filched from her stall; but we have neither
stomach nor patience to dwell upon this maudlin episode. The extract
or essence of the whole, in so far as we can understand it, appears to
be this--that by the perusal of Moll Flanders, Mr Borrow acquires a
knowledge of the artistical skill of Defoe, and avails himself of that
knowledge by writing an entire work of fiction within a week! We have
never happened to fall in with this book, which is funnily entitled
"The Life and Adventures of Joseph Sell," and therefore we cannot
say whether or not it was limited to a single volume. In charity, we
shall assume the smallest bulk; and if it be indeed true that Mr Borrow
accomplished this task within the above time, feeding, moreover, all
the while on nothing stronger than bread and water, we are ready,
for the honour of our country, to back him for a heavy sum, not only
against Fenimore Cooper, but even against the redoubted and hitherto
unvanquished Dumas. We shall merely stipulate that the respective
authors shall be securely and properly locked up, so that all
communication from without may be effectually prevented. Cooper shall
have as many sherry-cobblers, and Dumas as many bottles of Pomard or
Chambertin, as they please. Lavengro shall be supplied with ale by the
pitcherful; and we have no fears of the result. Only--let him establish
his antecedents; and the challenge may be given, and the contest fixed,
in time for the approaching "Exhibition of the Industry of all Nations."
These women are the very devil at driving bargains! The bookseller, to
whom Lavengro sent the manuscript, might easily have been persuaded to
come down with a cool five-and-twenty for the adventure; but his wife
asked the author to tea, and between the relays of butter and toast,
buttered the original Sap-engro so effectually, that he accepted the
twenty, minus the five. And with this plentiful supply--from which the
payment of accounts past due had to be deducted--Lavengro valorously
determined to cut the trade of authorship, on the eve of his first
success, and follow out his dukkeripen among scenes and sounds which
were more congenial to his taste than the crowded streets and busy din
of London.
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